Drunk decisions LOL

Mrs4thletter · November 18, 2017, 12:46pm

Ice_Cube:

Ilikua enzi za Sepetuka Carnivore. So mimi huyo had landed some girl who was a student at Catholic University and we used to click kabisa a very interesting chic. So that day nimempeleka Sepetuka Festival carnivore. We get high my friends were also there together with hers. After sitting kwa table for some time, girls being girls especially campus girls, she got high and they had an altercation with one of the other girls from CUEA with who we shared a table, expletives thrown wanaitana Lesbians and shit, I don’t know why but they must have had a history or they knew each other inside out. We went outside with our alcohol walking around and since it was cold, I suggested we go to the car. Tuko huko, we are sipping drinks and listening to some music nikaanza kumdara, so with the alcohol bad decisions were not far back. i pushed down her tights and started letting my fingers do the walking. After a while I tell her anipe BJ, she obliges, akiwa hapo I had closed my eyes nikashtuliwa na torch flashes, kufungua macho ni security guards, some were laughing. spidi nikawasha gari and slowly drove out of the lot as they yelled. Tukaenda tu pole pole till out of the compound and called our friends wale tuliwawacha tukiwa hapo Uchumi. We had to shift venue to Rafikis they came afterwards.

Hmmm na tukienda ushago kwa riverside unakataa quickie

gashwin · November 18, 2017, 1:02pm

:D:D:D:D:D:D

pamba · November 18, 2017, 1:04pm

Hivyo tu ndivyo marehemu alipata virusi.

Ice_Cube · November 18, 2017, 1:04pm

:D:D:D I do not desecrate entities I consider divine. Nilisoma hapa mama watoto ni missionary na maombi before and after.

Mrs4thletter · November 18, 2017, 2:07pm

But I want to be desecrated!!!

Gecko_Moriah · November 18, 2017, 2:18pm

RoR

bollingo · November 18, 2017, 2:42pm

:eek: really?

Ice_Cube · November 18, 2017, 2:44pm

:eek::eek::D:D we shall revisit when I get home

Mrs4thletter · November 18, 2017, 2:46pm

I like, lemme make dinner early

conoiseur · November 21, 2017, 8:43am

BronxKE:

I remember this one time it was a Friday like today, we went to a ratchet club in utalii hse in the CBD with a friend of mine. It was his chic’s birthday who subsequently came with her two pals. One very yeloYelo slayqueenish drunk lady , among her pals was looking at me with rape eyes. I was drunk and so it translated to me like so. She was these lawyer feminist things type of mama but on a ratchet day catalyzed by alcohol they give in to regular people like me LOL. So having been making out in the club and giggling rubbish in her ears as she laughed, it was my idea we should go to the loo’s which were virtually empty and were seperate from the club. The toilets are within the building next to some elevators. Because we wanted to be incognito, I asked her to go first and I’d go pretending to look for her so I could bomoa a quicky in the toilets. Lol I mean this was a slum dunk. Slayqueen relegated herself to toilet sex ? Damn !! After a few I went on to 'look 'for her. Found her and since the toilets were beginning to get some traffic we got into the elevator and I pressed 7th floor lol . Maybe the furthest flow. As soon as the doors closed we were I was on all up on her making out and sticking my fingers in various places. Having reached 7th floor and door opened, the floor was dark as hell and thought heck this is it. We went to the staircase deck and pulled down her panties telling her to grab the rail apokee minute maid LOL. HAD I not stroked the first smash. This security guy appeared and grabbed my shirt. I pulled back and ran all my buttons falling off. My shirt now open kama superman running down the stairs, leaving the mama and her panties ( fyi that mama had a sanitary pad na anakubali kunyanduliwa Kwa stairs) pulled down. Entered the club with my shirt all open looking like I’m wearing scrubs. I told my boy, we’d been caught smashing and I needed him we go get her. Having gone back the elevator to 7th floor, by now about six other guards had come, hiding the mama hostage … lol at least she had now dressed up and fighting for her ‘rights’. I was lucky I only parted with 300/-bob after a long struggle. LOL the mama went on to the table and pretended nothing had happened. Only me and my boy knew we’d been in a shit situation and got off.
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Can’t get myself to forget the sanitary pad yet at that time it didn’t seem to disturb my mind. Lol

Haha! Mlikuwa ile pub inaitwa Mwendas? :D:D:D

BronxKE · November 21, 2017, 8:47am

Hapo. Naionaga naona mashetani