Height of poverty: a woman stitching her husband’s condom.
Height of innocence: a girl applying clerasil on her nipples thinking they are pimples.
Height of ambition: an ant climbing an elephants leg with the intention of rape.
Height of patience: A guy standing in a queue to f@$k his own wife.
Height of laziness: A man sleeping in top of his wife waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
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Nitakuja unipatie tour ya mji mkuu, naambiwa wewe ndio tour guide
Mbona unashangaa? I am a poet or what the youth call lyrical genius.
Punguza madree!
How are you doing??
Hii tuliona kabla
I am good. Just doing too much good around me.
Hii ni picha ya nini umeweka?
Anatuonyesha msimamo wake, watu walinde mikia yao
ambitious