Hekaya by Standard Newspaper

…different results? Damn you are rich!

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Really! Money doesn’t impress me much…so I walked away!

Am trying dear, but I still cant bring myself to believe you just said that

I’ve seen you express yourself better. Tupe story in a little more detail; acha kulenga.

Ooooh bitch Priiissssssssss… H.O.Y.A winner hapa.

If ever you were offered a range and a house for your P, You’d open your legs faster than than a chameleon’s tongue. Infact a free boda boda ride is enough to get you spreading em wider than kalahari. Madem wa Kenya kujifanya na vile ni ma gold diggers!!

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I actually was offered the above but I declined… I remember the nigga locked down the lifts and he started grabbing my boobs I was helpless to say the least but somehow he listened to my pleas and he stopped… If you met me I’d pass for a highschool girl form 2 hivi! Hence very vulnerable to these sharks of men

Ok hapo nimeshika, sasa leta sketch ya the nigga grabbing your boobs ukiwa helpless