I give up!!

[Netgranny]

@Baby Panay

Aki. Na saa hizo hujawai zalisha ata mmoja. I won’t settle for less.

Same thing here. Mi ata nizalishe siwezi kubali single matha na mtoi wa another tree holder.

Hii kitu inaniweka pressure. Kuna kadem flani early 20s childless naona nikizubaa this year katapata ball ya chali mwingine.

Blunder ni hii si mwaka poa kwangu. Maybe next year. But then again, fuck!

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@anon46421834

Zii, Una play along tu. Unatomba halafu unajitoa mosmos. Aki insist you just tell her the truth that you are not ready to share her with her baby daddy. Some of these singo madhas have bomb poosie.

Mi nimesema kuoa singo matha ni tricky lakini kufikisha threshold imekubalika. Hapo kwa bomb pussy nakubaliana na wewe kabisaa.

[uzito]

Ukishagonga 30 as a man na hujapata bibi ukona shida! Unless ukuwe very lucky…chances are utapatana mostly na single mothers or women with serious issues thats is why wako single or wenye ni maside dish wa 35 year olds and above. Unashindana na ma 25 year old, ma 30 year old, ma sponsor and so on for the available women. Dame akigonga 27 na hana bwana na ama watoi unafaa ukuwe extremely cautious…anaeza kua psycho atajifanya ametulia ndio umweke box.

[Cheza_juu]

@uzito

Ukishagonga 30 as a man na hujapata bibi ukona shida! Unless ukuwe very lucky…chances are utapatana mostly na single mothers or women with serious issues thats is why wako single or wenye ni maside dish wa 35 year olds and above. Unashindana na ma 25 year old, ma 30 year old, ma sponsor and so on for the available women. Dame akigonga 27 na hana bwana na ama watoi unafaa ukuwe extremely cautious…anaeza kua psycho atajifanya ametulia ndio umweke box.

30 is 20 for men,stop living in fear,it’s women who fear approaching 30.

I saw somewhere it was said an easy way to estimate how younger a girl you should marry is dividing your age by 2 and adding 5,if you 30 that means you can marry a 20 year old,I don’t know how women are to calculate

[Baby_Panay]

@steve mmoja

U should be celebrating…
Unaanza mechi 1-0…

Wína ngoma…

[Baby_Panay]

@Netgranny

Same thing here. Mi ata nizalishe siwezi kubali single matha na mtoi wa another tree holder.

Hii kitu inaniweka pressure. Kuna kadem flani early 20s childless naona nikizubaa this year katapata ball ya chali mwingine.

Blunder ni hii si mwaka poa kwangu. Maybe next year. But then again, f**k!

Early 20 nayo wekelea mimba and make her permanently yours.

[Baby_Panay]

@Poor millionaire

Change your circle…remember the quality of women you meet is due to your connections and activities. Huwezi kua frequent visitor kwa gym, parent associations, mugithi pubs ama karaoke nights uexpect utapata a PYT!. Saa zingine jaza mafuta gari enda k.u omba namba ama enda vitu kama camps ama hiking zenye hakuna matha ako na mtoi atafika…

Change your strategy…

I like how you think. Thanks.

[Azor_Ahai]

@Netgranny

Same thing here. Mi ata nizalishe siwezi kubali single matha na mtoi wa another tree holder.

Hii kitu inaniweka pressure. Kuna kadem flani early 20s childless naona nikizubaa this year katapata ball ya chali mwingine.

Blunder ni hii si mwaka poa kwangu. Maybe next year. But then again, f**k!

Between 28 - 35 you are in dating purgatory. You are too old to be her boyfriend, and too young to be her sponsor. Very tricky position for you.

[Netgranny]

@Azor Ahai

Your only way out ni kukafunga na kuenda gym. You can’t compete fairly na sponsors na her agemates. Her agemates have youth and relatability on their side. Sponsors have the money. Wewe in your late 20s or early 30s have nothing special to offer. So, you must have both looks and money to be on her shortlist. Usijali

For your info, am already screwing the damsel. Not a millionaire but neither am I broke.

[Azor_Ahai]

@Netgranny

For your info, am already screwing the damsel. Not a millionaire but neither am I broke.

Good for you. Why are you concerned though?

[Netgranny]

@Azor Ahai

Good for you. Why are you concerned though?

I suspect she’s low-key craving for a ball. Bad timing for me.

[Kodiaga]

@uzito

Ukishagonga 30 as a man na hujapata bibi ukona shida! Unless ukuwe very lucky…chances are utapatana mostly na single mothers or women with serious issues thats is why wako single or wenye ni maside dish wa 35 year olds and above. Unashindana na ma 25 year old, ma 30 year old, ma sponsor and so on for the available women. Dame akigonga 27 na hana bwana na ama watoi unafaa ukuwe extremely cautious…anaeza kua psycho atajifanya ametulia ndio umweke box.

At 30 inafaa nakula early 20s.pesa iko nyumba iko gari iko. She needs me more than I need her. What the hell are you saying. Am the PRIZE.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Azor Ahai

1. Get in good physical shape.
2. Dress well.
3. Get your $$ right. A decent apartment and a vehicle will suffice. The car is important for logistics. You don’t have to be a birrionea.
4. This part is important. Hang out at places where childless women are likely to be and be social. Examples include college cafeterias, swimming pools, career events, and clubs that are popular with college students. Usiende SJ or as someone said Mugithi and expect to find childless women. Young women frequent specific places and that’s your hunting ground.

I know you are probably wondering, why do all those just to get a PYT? You can fail to do so and get lucky, but luck won’t give you options. You need options, not relying on luck to get one clueless girl. Do those 4 things and report back in 6 months. Najua ni pressure ya Valentines imekushika lakini usijali.

Why go through all these just for a simple wet crack?

[Shuma_mre_dani]

@Baby Panay

Imagine and shamelessly kitu ya kwanza kusema after telling her to tell me more about herself ni kuniambia ako na mtoto…

Kwanza by sending me emoji ya mama na mtoto…

Heri amekuambia mapema… You’d rather she keeps silent then ambush you with those ni mtoto wa Siz yangu lies?

[Azor_Ahai]

@kush yule mnono

Why go through all these just for a simple wet crack?

I already answered that question. Hii ndio shida ya kureply kabla hujamaliza kusoma comment.

But kwa sababu hakukosangi one slow person in a crowd, let me explain:

• Check his post. It shows frustration. The guy already said he is looking for a first lady which is a whole different story from a simple wet crack. The stakes are much higher here and it is obvious he wants a life partner with a clean slate. It is evident from his posts.
• Doing those things will give him many options to choose from by making him the prize. It will shield him from potential oneitis. It will place him in a position where he does the choosing and not the other way round.

If his goal was a wet crack I’m sure he knows exactly where SJ is.

[Koho]

Ata mimi kuna mwenye ako highschool nangoja amalize tu ivi kama nimepea yeye mimba before fisi zifike mbele yangu. Only under 25 year olds here.

[Thirimaii]

@Azor Ahai

I already answered that question. Hii ndio shida ya kureply kabla hujamaliza kusoma comment.

But kwa sababu hakukosangi one slow person in a crowd, let me explain:

• Check his post. It shows frustration. The guy already said he is looking for a first lady which is a whole different story from a simple wet crack. The stakes are much higher here and it is obvious he wants a life partner with a clean slate. It is evident from his posts.
• Doing those things will give him many options to choose from by making him the prize. It will shield him from potential oneitis. It will place him in a position where he does the choosing and not the other way round.

If his goal was a wet crack I’m sure he knows exactly where SJ is.

Wachana na @kush yule mnono hanaga akili

[Micymas]

Unadate washamba. Otea nje ya campuses. At least utawai mwenye ashatoa ball hana baggage.

[uzito]

@Kodiaga

At 30 inafaa nakula early 20s.pesa iko nyumba iko gari iko. She needs me more than I need her. What the hell are you saying. Am the PRIZE.

True. But you are not the only one who is 30 with those things. She belongs to the streets and you have competitors with better cars, better houses, better game and more money imcluding married men. By the time uko 30 na huja settle down na a good woman ur in trouble. Lazima utasettle for mabakshisi za other men or ugawane na other men. There is a food chain and there are other predators above ur level at 30. 25 to 30 is the time for you to single out a good woman…once you hit 30 without a woman to settle with it means women wamekukataa…they have seen nothing good you can offer them and they leave you to kungurus.

[Kodiaga]

@uzito

True. But you are not the only one who is 30 with those things. She belongs to the streets and you have competitors with better cars, better houses, better game and more money imcluding married men. By the time uko 30 na huja settle down na a good woman ur in trouble. Lazima utasettle for mabakshisi za other men or ugawane na other men. There is a food chain and there are other predators above ur level at 30. 25 to 30 is the time for you to single out a good woman…once you hit 30 without a woman to settle with it means women wamekukataa…they have seen nothing good you can offer them and they leave you to kungurus.

Peasant mentality. Why should you even settle at 25-30? Kwani is she the only woman in her 20s? Mnakuanga na jokes sana