Jogoo la shamba afanya maajabu mjini

Now lie to us, ujawahi lamba maku ?

Wacheni ujinga… she fucking lit gas cooker lakini hajui kuenda choo…? Spare us the bullshit.

You are deviating. … wewe kama unapeanga malaya cj ujue sio kila mtu anafanyanga ivo.

What environment was she plucked from.

You are either trolling ama umezoea kupeana rimjob ndio kwa maana hauna issue na yeye. …

Mko na jokes… wewe unaeza acha mtu hana kichwa poa kwa nyumba yako atumie gas.?

Hizi story za people coming from ocha to urban areas, and them doing weird stuff have been there for the longest time.
Hata time za Moi, we used to here of his ministers doing weird stuff huko majuu.

Usiwahi kubali mboch to make you ata chai. Walai mimi siku ntaletewa ata drinking water na mboch tutakosana na huyo bibi mbaya zaidi.

Muwache kuwa wamama meffi nyinyi, explain to your bitches their role in the house without mincing your words.

You have a point. One was sacked for going the long call kwa kale kashimo kaa bathroom. Upon questioning she claimed she didn’t How to use the Nairobi toilet. Another one alieka bread kwa fridge. Training is very very important

We are not in the moi days… wewe enedelea kupikiwa mavi .
I give up.

What people are assuming, is that , using a modern bathroom is an obvious task, it’s not. If you are getting a house help from wherever, just train them on the basics around the house.

Get some rest.

Niaje Jamaa was Samdung aka Xiaomi hater .

Poa.Xiaomeow gani ndio latest?

Mob Sana , when was the last time you received an update in your galaxy of many stars ?

By the way with 20k you can get a nice Xiaomi with 4gb + 64 GB with dedicated SD card slot.

:D.Heri ninunue huawei.

Huawei hapo Sawa.

It could be ni wale employer wajinga wanahesabia househelp zile trips anaenda choo juu ya kutumia maji. Most middle-class bado wako village kiakili.

Employer ni meffi…hata angehara kwa bakuli ya bibi ya nyumba.
Watu wengi naona wamekula meffi hii Nairobi.

Leta hekaya.