gosh
March 6, 2021, 12:00pm
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Hehehe nigga just throwing words anyhow thinking it will scare us.
gosh
March 6, 2021, 12:12pm
42
Walahi hata wewe umenotice? How men make gay jokes beats me hands down. It’s unfathomable. Mind boggling. If I ever made such jokes, my conscience would haunt me mbaya sana. Some guys here are full blown homos manze. It’s the truth. Unaeza dhani ni jokes but wako serious.
Jimit
March 6, 2021, 12:27pm
43
Mimi nategea dadangu anitumie 100 ya bundle
Binge
March 6, 2021, 12:38pm
44
Yes. I can have a mzinga or many mizingas in my car or house. But I don’t taste any alcohol let alone consume it. But if I have company who prefers alcohol, they are welcome to it. Any other question(s)?
Abba
March 6, 2021, 1:11pm
45
Rudi sewage umetoka…mamako malaya sugu
Mzee Malaya nipe msichana yako @uwesmake nitombe
Binge:
. I pick her and we head to Kataro. This time round we don’t go in. Niko na mzinga kwa gari which she is happy to drown as we enjoy free music from the parking lot.
At 11:00 pm she says she feels like peeing. I tell her mine isn’t too far away. We head there. She does her thing. She asks me who I live in this “big” house with. I tell her I am still a bachelor. A little more chit chat. We sit much closer. We start to get touchy feely. She loses her panty and I plant my schlong. I kula her several rounds. At 4:00 am she says she must go home before someone reports her to her hubby. I drop her off home.
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incoherent, c mlikua kataro,mlifikaje kwa “big” house ama ulitombea kwa loo.
Kemoi
March 6, 2021, 2:51pm
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:D:D:D:DWTF!
VinnIe Jones…you can have alcohol around you for your guests even if you are a teetotal person. Wacha kuniangusha. Thread in a one kana ilienda seuth from the gaps on my screen. Hail the mighty ignore button.
A gift for you
Wooow woow thenks for this. Let me sambaza this ASAP. I am making a quick dash for a function that is outside of the discount by a few days and just me. Keep me tagged for summer deals.
Thiem
March 6, 2021, 3:44pm
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p:D:D@Jimit pwahahaha
they hate single mothers but glorify lanyes… The majority of lanyes are single mothers…kijiji huwa na mengi ya kustajabisha
Jura
March 6, 2021, 4:11pm
55
Binge:
Sometime circa 2015 or 2016. It’s 31st December and I have done my duty of travelling upcountry for Christmas and I am now back in Kanairo. Since I still have a week to report to work I decided to enjoy myself some.
So I head to this club “Kataro”. This was before the new outer ring road was built. Wajaluo huwa wamejaa huku na their bands. So I go in and sit at some table. Of course kawaida teetotaler. In front of me there is this woman sitting alone doing her beer. At about 1:00 am into the new year some jaluo beta crawls up to her. As usual kawaida boisterousness. She rebuffs him. He tries again. She rebuffs. At this point the beta is now a pest. I step in and ask her to join me. She asks me to join her instead. No problem. I move and we have small talk as I order two or so more drinks.
It’s three o’clock. I drive her home. In between she tells me she is married to a jaluo who is upcountry. She is Kao. She doesn’t like his shaggz that much. So she is around with the kids. Two of them pre-teen. She shows me her business premises on the way to her house. I drop her off and we exchange numbers.
Kesho yake she calls me. What are you up to? Kama kawaida I am available. So she says to pick her up. I head to hers. It’s just past 7:00 pm. She is surprised that I recall the route to her house. I pick her and we head to Kataro. This time round we don’t go in. Niko na mzinga kwa gari which she is happy to drown as we enjoy free music from the parking lot.
At 11:00 pm she says she feels like peeing. I tell her mine isn’t too far away. We head there. She does her thing. She asks me who I live in this “big” house with. I tell her I am still a bachelor. A little more chit chat. We sit much closer. We start to get touchy feely. She loses her panty and I plant my schlong. I kula her several rounds. At 4:00 am she says she must go home before someone reports her to her hubby. I drop her off home.
We keep touch over the next two or three days. Then one day she says she wants to come over for lunch. She gets here. She is the lunch. We f**k like rabbits. As I am taking her home she gives me a “gift” which she hangs in my car. She says this it to keep me reminded of her always. Hapo hapo nikajua things are getting pretty serious.
Once I get her home I ingiad Karura. She tried calling, texting, begging and pleading. But I knew such a dickmatized woman is now dangerous grounds. I don’t reply.
Hii imeniuma, pia wako atakulwa hivyo tu
@Thiem ulipotelea wapi elder. Ama ulichanganywa na wale madem wa kmtc?
Jimit
March 6, 2021, 4:14pm
59
Atakuambia otherwise but ni bundles juu najua sana
Thiem
March 6, 2021, 4:22pm
60
Thanks Elder for recognising Msito@administrator deleted all the threads.
Manze nikaboeka na hii place.Nowadays napitia na macho tu
