Ladies never suprise your man.We hate it

u havent heard of the good side of my tales…izi ni zile mbaya tu :slight_smile:

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alikuwa amemukamua mkia ndio ilifanya ajiharie

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Scenario C. Yaani mzoga ilitaka ubomoe closet by force…
Alafu whats up with you and meffi @Tommy Lee Sparta kama sio splash ya mharo nyumba ni kunguru kujikunia ??

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:D:D:D Dagitare aseme ukweli.

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:D:D:D:D

Enyewe!!! @Tommy Lee Sparta kuna vile something is very wrong with you or your house.:D:D

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:eek:

Wueh!! :D:D:D:D:D

I once prepared a Surprise for Baba Boi. I bought ice cream to spice up the bedminton… Nilimumwagilia kidogo akatoroka akaanguka chini and accidentally hit his head and nose and started nose bleeding…Dear villagers I stopped ujinga ya surprises. The dude almost died!!!

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Kijana unakuanga sumbua sana. :D:D:D:D

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I highly doubt there is a good side anywhere

…no. There can’t be.:slight_smile:

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TLS anafungua mtoto ya mwenyewe mkia under the influence of Illegal substances then anasema huyo dem alijikunia ivi ivi tu. Kaka ukishamtoa Breki unaexpectii?

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No wonder she was sitting on the carpet traumatized…poor gal!

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TLS hukula mkia tu ,tafuta hekaya zake kama huamini

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:D:D:D:D tangu umwagie paka mafuta hadi ikachoma ploti…buda una vituko

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That was kush.

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Nikimaliza za ES naenda kwa zake.

:D:D:D:D

Aren’t you an adrenaline junkie. Give TLS a try. You know we could always appreciate an Hekaya from a female point of view.

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:eek: What’s wrong with your foot? :confused: :slight_smile:

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Pia yeye hakujua. So when we checked in to church that Sunday pale Buru that’s when he saw it. Spent the church service with hands either in the pocket or hidden under the armpits.:D:D:D:D:D:D

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