Ladies never suprise your man.We hate it

[system]

@A.G.

Aren’t you an adrenaline junkie. Give TLS a try. You know we could always appreciate an Hekaya from a female point of view.

I meant the reading their hekayas.
If I try TLS then the hekaya will be pretty much shitty sindio? :D:D

[system]

@Luther12

:eek: What’s wrong with your foot?

I think its a club foot.
What is a club foot anyway?
:D:D

[Jergen]

:D:D:D:D

[system]

@pseudonym

I think its a club foot.
What is a club foot anyway?
:D:D

don’t wanna be accused of body-shaming again. Here:

http://www.mayoclinic.org/-/media/kcms/gbs/patient-consumer/images/2013/08/26/10/30/ds00814_im01999_ans7_clubfootthu_jpg.jpg

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/clubfoot/home/ovc-20198067

[culture]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dsparta unakuwaga chizi:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[amun]

@Luther12

:eek: What’s wrong with your foot?

two left feet :D:D:D:D

[amun]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

uyo mzoga alikunywa whisky akakojoa kwa kitanda.kuamka napataa bed iko wet…nikadhani ni mimi nimekojoa…lakini kuguza makei yangu naona sio wet niko wet side moja…nikasema kama ni dame kukojoa haina noma…napataa mzoga imeketi kwa carpet na haiongei …halafu nikachapwa na kaharufu…mzoga yani imejikunia na imekalia mavi…na haiongei na tu make things worse ilikuwa import bana… nikuivuruta iende bafu na ifuwe bedsheets na kusafisha carpet…na nikabook gari yake kurudi kwao…keja ilinuka shonde for a week…carpet nikapea caretaker

:D:D:D:D:D:D dead

[system]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

u havent heard of the good side of my tales…izi ni zile mbaya tu

Tuangushie the good ones too.

[culture]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=11px]Tommy Lee Sparta said: ↑[/SIZE][/FONT]
[INDENT]uyo mzoga alikunywa whisky akakojoa kwa kitanda.kuamka napataa bed iko wet…nikadhani ni mimi nimekojoa…lakini kuguza makei yangu naona sio wet niko wet side moja…nikasema kama ni dame kukojoa haina noma…napataa mzoga imeketi kwa carpet na haiongei …halafu nikachapwa na kaharufu…mzoga yani imejikunia na imekalia mavi…na haiongei na tu make things worse ilikuwa import bana… nikuivuruta iende bafu na ifuwe bedsheets na kusafisha carpet…na nikabook gari yake kurudi kwao…keja ilinuka shonde for a week…carpet nikapea caretaker
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dutawacha bangi walai[/INDENT]

[4makind]

:D:D:D:D:D

Kweli wewe ni Sparta

[Grundy]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

As we all know men we hate suprices …ata dam kukufanyia kitu in secret ati nikuwa romantic…Iyo upuzi ya soap opera musituletee …kwanza mzoga kukuja unannounced.

here are few instances nimekuwa na hii shida ya mabinti

senario A…
ni ile heka nilipeana girlfriend kutoka maseno birthday yangu akanipataa na import ya embu…

senario B…
kuna mzoga nilikuwa nakula slice sikuwai taka ajuwe my workplace…sasa siku moja ilipop kazini bila notice,halafu alikuwa amebeba packed lunch,sasa kufika l was with clients apo,then nyangau inaingia imeshout babe l had to see you today…halafu kulikuwa na over 10 pple…anainsist kukuja all the way pale niko kunihug…nikaplay along. nikamshow saa hii niko held up na clients…naye anaongea na sauti ya juu l just brought you lunch…nikajibu thank you…halafu nyangau inaendelea kufunguanisha food ati l taste it…some pple are just wierd …nikamshow hebu chill nimalize na hawa client…dame akatoka kiasi after 25 minz si unajuwa shop ya movie vile watu hawaishangi…dame akarudi akiwa kwa mlango babee lemmie go am coming back…l need a hug

l was like this bitch crazy na apo ndio kula slice niliwacha

senario C …
kuna hii mzoga ingine…alikuwa anakuja kejani…she was an ok chic,l liked her hakuwa na drama…she was perfect but l was wrong…
siku moja she came…tunachapaa whisky movie na slice…sparta nikalala,nilikuwa na muwacha kejani anafunga nikiarauka job…
sasa mimi nika amshwa na call ya clients chap chap nikajiprepare nikarush job… kumbe usiku this mzoga alinipakaa makucha za mikono na miguu cutex(ile munapakangaa)…kwanza ilikuwa ile color ya silver bold… nilishangaa hii rangi nimetoa wapi…najaribu kuscratch haitoki. .sasa u can imagine nilienda job na cutex looking like a gay wanna be…kupigia mzoga simu inacheka and thought it was funny…iyo sense of humor sikuiget…

sasa embarassment ilikuwa kuenda kubuy Remover

Hehehehe…msee unasema venye ulikuwa na clients nafiria ni clients wa maana kumbe ni watu wakubuy ngwati!!! Ao ni customers si clients msee

[system]

@GITUMIA KINORU

I once prepared a Surprise for Baba Boi. I bought ice cream to spice up the bedminton… Nilimumwagilia kidogo akatoroka akaanguka chini and accidentally hit his head and nose and started nose bleeding…Dear villagers I stopped ujinga ya surprises. The dude almost died!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Colombo-Combolo]

@pseudonym

A relative my foot! :D:D:D:D

the stunt was pulled on @Luther12 , [SIZE=2]Oh! sorry typo error,[/SIZE] on Luther 11

[system]

@amun

two left feet :D:D:D:D

I will get you for that.Ngoja tu. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Colombo-Combolo]

@Etigere

:D:D:D:D tangu umwagie paka mafuta hadi ikachoma ploti…buda una vituko

huyo siyo TLS huyo ni @kush yule mnono aka KYM ama chief Aramis

[AMB_Sunday]

Bruh change your women subscription

[Jefe]

hahaha Sparta scenario D ni ile ulipatana na shemale…

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@Grundy

Hehehehe…msee unasema venye ulikuwa na clients nafiria ni clients wa maana kumbe ni watu wakubuy ngwati!!! Ao ni customers si clients msee

kaka respect biz za watu …all are clients apo ndio unga na pesa ya durex inatoka

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@Jefe

hahaha Sparta scenario D ni ile ulipatana na shemale…

ya mpesa na ilikuwa imenichapa hadi BJ she/he was so beautiful oooh no nigekuwa makush nigekula mkia

[system]

@Miss Finest Wine

Tuangushie the good ones too.

Sparta I agree wholeheartedly with your message. I happened to organise a secret birthday party for my Msapare ex that broke my heart years ago. It turned into tears on my side. Not a hekayarist so tupee those nice ones.