Lanye Stories

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I have read many Lanye Stories from the Legends in this Forum that I decided to share my own.

This happened on Nov 1st 2021. So it was after being very busy from Jan that year travelling all over bcoz job ilikuwa imeshika mbaya nkasema nichape kazi. Sasa imefika Nov na kutoka Jan sijapata ata chance yakuchase Nyau. Nkasema lazima nirudishie mwili asante.

Huyo mimi Sj eagerly looking for my 1st victim. Nkapata Esther (Tall brown skin) tukaenda mechi. Bado kiu haijaisha. Huyo mimi Sophia Joy. Nkapata Winnie. Sasa juu nlikuwa nimetoka tu kurelease, tukiwa na Winnie haikukuja. So bado kiu haijaisha. So nkasema twende nibuy drinks then turudi Round 2. Tukiwa hapo na drinks, beste yake Tush ndio alikuwa anaingia shift. Mimi nayo nayo ata sikuacha akae chini. Bado kiu haijaisha. Winnie & Tush wakasema ati wanaplan kwenda SJ kuona form ni gani nkasema twende basi. Kufika huko bado kulikuwa na Round 2 na Winnie ilikuwa pending. NkaRedeem hio maneno.

By that time nko Battery low I need to Refuel. Tukaenda hapo section ya food nkanunulia my “new friends” (big mistake) kuku chips & kuku ugali. Tukiwa hapo wanaongea mambo za threesome & sleepover nkasema Hell No! Walipata clients nkaachana na wao.

Remember bado kiu haijaisha. Nkapata Makena (skinny brown skin) alikuwa amevaa micro skirt na heels. Huyo nlikula mpaka akasema amekubali. Nkarudi Vip section ya Sj kupiga sip. Nkiwa hapo nkaona Madam Mcoast alikuwa hapo anapiga kelele. Mimi ni nani, nayo nayo. Sasa by that time ilikuwa inaget very late nkaishia home. Kuangalia Mpesa Balance naona I’ve spent Ksh 18,499 for the 6 sessions + Buying drinks + Food

Is this normal ama I need help?:joy:

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Amka boss. It’s morning.

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:joy::joy: 18.5K spent on 6 shots in 2 danguros one sitting? How does that make you feel sir?

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Mko na pesa yakuwaste, it’s not normal.

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sexy the walking dead GIF

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In the moment unafeel kama KingPin but Nkiwa kwa mat nkiishia home na Empty Balls, unajiona ukiwa Chimpanzee ya ukweli😂

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Sio ati ni pesa ndio mingi yakuWaste, Ni ile unatry kulipishia kuwa DrySpell karibu the Whole year in 1 Day😂

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I swear it’s the Truth. Which Part do you think is Bullshit?

And the reason unaona nko specific even the amount spent ni bcoz nkienda Form za Lanye I have to document my spending ndio nsiende Too Far

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Martin Lawrence Lol GIF by Martin

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Same here…
You can end up in a slippery hole…
Kuna mwezi nlitumia dooh nikaona zii…
Kama hapo ungesaka dama tagged 3k ukule usiku mzima…

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Nimekuwa na very bad luck na Tagged. Nikama everyone huko ni Catfish. How do you maneuver Tagged?

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Don’t go for the extremely beautiful ones…

Then kama ni hook up, tafta mwenye ameandika anafanya hook up kwa profile.
Then chat mingi punguza… Atume no, move to WhatsApp

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na asitumie official number yake whatsapp. atumie either number ya telkom ama airtel. na pia asitumie official name. atumie some fake name. pia profile yake tagged aeke fake details. fake name, fake location, fake picture, fake age, fake name. importantly condom iekwe mpangoni.

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Natumianga official safcom no.

Siogopi kupelekwa twitter

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Hekaya safi kama ni uweli

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Uko na 18k Kwa mpesa na unaclub hop na lanye wawili. Mimi siwezi kaa na lanye for more than 1 hour