Lanye clients have cried foul over the dip in lanye numbers in Nairobi.
This comes after many lanyes exit the doors as many have found alternative sources of income. Including Salons/ Beauty shops & Nigerians/ Wababas/ Simps
@mzeemashavu (not his real name) laments on the current state of affairs “Hapa SJ turikua tunapata waschana wa miaka 24 kuende chini time ya covid” Sasa we are resorting to carrion like @trumancote postwall chieth to quench our thirsst
@mzeemashavu has urged the govornment to intervene. As he now has to travel to far flung areas like Thika, Kitengela, Rongai and Limuru to get the coveted crop…
Lanyes wanakuanga users vibaya sana.I have encountered lanyes living in their own homes,who run businesses eg wines,saloons and boutiques.Bizz ikienda vibaya washaingia SJ kuuza ndio wapate pesa yanku reinvest kwa bizz.
In the lanye trade one might think that lanyes and their burungos are the product,kumbe wewe mununuaji ndio product.If she has fair looks and charges 500 per session and she is banged by 5 to 7 men per day thats a cool ksh2500 to 3500 per day.Akiingia SJ maybe only 15 days in a month hio ni at most ksh52,500 per month.
Inafika end month muindi ashalipa salonya 50k jamaa anaona wacha akakule malanye.Sadness of life.
Similar to the way herbivores congregate near a water source during drought (making it easier for predators)
and disperse when the rain returns, lanyes had congregated in large numbers at the the few locations that were operating during Covid. Majority of locations that higher-end lanyes operate were closed, this included spas, clubs, online, and several other places.
But since lanyes needed to survive many classy lanyes whose target clientele are wazungus in high-end clubs, and hotels, ended up hunting in the streets of Riverroad and the like. And they were forced to lower their pricelist to Riverroad rates, just to survive.
Those who were aware of what was going on managed to exploit this rare opportunity of sampling premium lanyes who usually would charge some thousands for a session, but were now forced to charge 300 to 500 bob. My friend and I only targeted these classy lanyes but when gava started lifting those lockdown rules we knew that time was almost up.
So it’s not that lanyes numbers has reduced after COVID, they just dispersed back to their various and diverse hunting grounds.
Umalaya haina pesa vile unafikiria. Demand and supply. More than half of all adults have a pussy na ina very low barriers to entry. Very few lanyes clear 50k per month consistently, especially in a den like SJ. No girl, hot or not, is getting smashed by 7 dudes except Fri or Sato. Competition is a bitch. Halafu ujue men aren’t stupid they will get turned off wakiona akienda na mwanaume mwingine in their face.
Hapo kwa biz that’s not true. Lanyes are some of the most financially irresponsible people you will ever meet. Lanye hata akipata windfall (in her world) saa hii ya say 200k from some simp, the first thing she will do ni kuhamia nyumba better na kununua fridge etc forgetting that it was a one-off windfall. Ongeza the fact that 99.9% of them are single mothers utaona that money will be gone in three months max. She will be back at SJ looking for cash urgently asifungiwe nyumba yenye hawezi afford kulipa sasa that things have returned to normal.
A majority of the new generation of lanyes (30 years and below) operate from dating sites (Tagged, Tinder) becoz those platforms enable them to charge premium rates. In addition, they don’t have to pay a pimp to market them on escort websites.
Only the best looking lanyes can operate exclusively on dating sites. Most cant because using lanye services usually requires the man to be intoxicated to a degree. The average lanyes you see on dating sites hook part time, or also sell in the streets/clubs.
Nawapatanga busy kwa club kwa simu, you may think they’re busy organizing for some deals kumbe ni kutegea wale simps wa, “hapa kuna mtu”, “can I join you?”
exactly. “women have something to sell” - what mzae aliwahi niambia after we were involved in a minor road accident, hit buy a drunk female driver who offered us vagina instead ya kushughulikia gari
. Lazima high IQ zisalimiane