Siku izi I don’t spend my time chasing women. I can have a lengthy conversation with a chic and leave without bothering to ask for their number.
For some reason, this aloof attitude seems to turn them on. They start chasing. And I start avoiding them. I’d rather just buy a bottle of lube and jerk myself off. Seems cheaper and less time-consuming.
My inbox is filled to the brim with texts from chics, but all I care about is my jar of vaseline. I spend my day grinding at my job (I’m a nutritionist). Ikifika jioni I unzip my pants, dip my finger in my vaseline, close my eyes, and then I try visualizing @TrumanCapote twerking. This gets my dick rock-hard. Minutes later I release a string of white cream into a piece of tissue paper and hop into the shower. Then I sleep soundly.
Vaslin contains chenicals that can induce feelings of gaysness… Avoid plastic as it os knon to turn animals gays. I never use plastic anywhere. Ata food mimi hukula na kikombe ya chuma na sahani ya chuma. When buying food, it has to be placed in a bag lined with aluminum wrapping paper. My food NEVER TOUCHES PLASTIC. I don’t use vaslin or anything on my body from petrochemicals. I only eub my face with raw aloe vera juice that I make myself and another slimy fruit that looks like loquats.
It’s quite sad to hear that you have no interest in women. It’s important that you should engage with the opposite gender but there’s a healthy limit to that.
