Maisha ya ploti inanishinda

[epoch]

Wacha mchezo na watoto, just tell them nicely wewe sio baba yao or ask them to call you by your name. Mambo ya wasichana wa ploti, avoid kabisa. Salamu halufu unaingia kwako. You are in control of what you need.

Quiz, do you spend most of your time within the plot?

[epoch]

@Jay Ule Msee

Sasa wewe? Kwani lasima uishi kwa ploti mahali unapatana na mafamere? si ukae kwa mancave bedsitter ama one bedroom mahali hata haujui nani ndio neiba wako for months

Pengine budget hairuhusu kwa sasa.

[gashwin]

@The.Black.Templar

mimi hudiscourage sana story za watoto wengine. if anything were to happen while you are with the kids, ile shida utapatana nayo utashangaa

What for example could go wrong?

[Ruffneck]

@gashwin

What for example could go wrong?

Watoi washindde wakionekana kwako, alafu siku moja mmoja apotee na wewe uko tu. Probably hawaonekani na ni usiku! Kwako ndio itasemekana huwa wanaonekana ama wewe ndio umezoeana nao. I think those are possible situations you cannot rule out?

[Jay_Ule_Msee]

@epoch

Pengine budget hairuhusu kwa sasa.

Enyewe. Though kuna really cheap private mancaves ukitafuta vizuri

[Sterphyle]

Hamia mathare area 4 if uko nairobi huko niko sure akuna mtoto atakuita baba tena

[Jay_Ule_Msee]

@Sterphyle

Hamia mathare area 4 if uko nairobi huko niko sure akuna mtoto atakuita baba tena

I had a mancave hapo area 4 , cost 2,300 singo. Senator keg pubs apan tambua mututho laws to this day. fare to town 10bob back 20bob. slices kubeba huko kwa maplot na mpesas,best moments of my life.

[The.Black.Templar]

@gashwin

What for example could go wrong?

i have a friend, this girl used to come kutembea akiwa home, he gave her some biscuits. biscuits zikaisha, girl demands more, he says zimeisha, katoto kakaanza kulia, just so happened it was just around lunch time and the mother was looking for her. She heard the child crying, friend was trying to tell the girl to go home. Mother bursts in and picks the child, asks what happened here and guy was nimempea biscuits zikaisha. Mother does not believe, case gets blown up, hadi kwa police.

Case No. 2. mtoto akule kitu and gets sick…

Case No. 3, kid is alergic to some shit you had no idea of and starts fitzing in your house!!!

[system]

@Blacks4Trump

Enda jela

Huko ataitwa bae. :D:D

[Zee]

@Jay Ule Msee

I had a mancave hapo area 4 , cost 2,300 singo. Senator keg pubs apan tambua mututho laws to this day. fare to town 10bob back 20bob. slices kubeba huko kwa maplot na mpesas,best moments of my life.

watu wa bachelors ana feeders pub

[Pastrolist]

@Marty McFly

Huko ataitwa bae. :D:D

hahahaha. nimesaidika wadhii. comments zenyu maze…lol

[Pastrolist]

@Pastrolist

Elders habari yenyu?.
i have two very genuine and serious problems which requires wise counsel. nimekua nikikomboa places ya kuishi in Campus na ata saa ii after graduation. Bt hii mambo ya ploti inanishinda coz ya two things
First,naturally watoto wadogo hunipenda that nikihamia place new, rafiki zangu wa kwanza huwa ni watoi, na ata nikienda place yeyote kuna mtoi lazima tu atasmile ama kama ni mat ataanza tu kuniguza but thats not the problem. The problem is lazima tu kuna mtoi ataniita baba kwa ploti na ako na baba yake. Saa ii place naishi two young boys and one girl, all less than 2yrs huniita baba ,sometimes wanaandamana wote nkiwa kwa ploti wanaingia tu kwa hao na kujiseti tu kwa sofa. sasa sijui baba zao watafanya nini wakiskia mimi naitwa Baba na watoi wao… Sasa nataka kuhama tena cz hata mama za watoi hawako comfortable na sitaki nlete issues.
Problem number two ni wasichana wa ploti, nikihamia ploti kuna wasichana, lazima tu one or two rships zitabrew, sometimes inaleta cat fights na complications kwa ploti na ata nkijipromise kutostart this rships watu hujileta tu.
Najipanga nijenge kwangu hii town bt in the mean time sijui niishi aje…

Sasa nko sawa. advice noted and implemented effective immediately .
some comments though…hahahaha

[Pastrolist]

@Jay Ule Msee

Sasa wewe? Kwani lasima uishi kwa ploti mahali unapatana na mafamere? si ukae kwa mancave bedsitter ama one bedroom mahali hata haujui nani ndio neiba wako for months

its the vacant room policy ndo hunieka kwa hii shida. advice yako muhimu sana…santi

[Etigere]

shida ya pili is easily avoidable…slices unafaa upate kwa imports pekee.

[Sterphyle]

@Jay Ule Msee

I had a mancave hapo area 4 , cost 2,300 singo. Senator keg pubs apan tambua mututho laws to this day. fare to town 10bob back 20bob. slices kubeba huko kwa maplot na mpesas,best moments of my life.

:D:D Bachelors pub

[Desoto]

@D.... Mungai

ishi nje ya plot then. Wacha kusumbua watu

Bestest answer i have come across

[kyomboyo]

Nmekumbuka last week kwa shop nje ya ploti, msee alirelax akingojea beste yake alafu akazoeana na watoi 3 akaanza kuwachezesha. Ungedhani walijuana kitambo… Wakamwambia awabuyie mandazi. Vile aliwaitishia, shopkeeper akawauliza ka wanamjua; huyo kijana mkubwa akarukia kujibu, “babaa”. Tuliangua kicheko mwenda madakika kadhaa. Si hukumbuka tunacheka tu. Hio mtaa 80% ya wamama ni maSM. Balaa.

[mikel]

Reminds me the way kids get excited when they see maasais. Its normal for kids to call you baba or uncle, atleast thats what our watchman told us after some 3yr old ran towards me calling me uncle…na nyuma yake kulikua na mamake whom i hardly know na babake who apparently works kwa waharabu. Anyway the state of that man’s face told it all…cant and wont dare

[tombayeye]

@Pastrolist

watoto wadogo hunipenda

In some quaters,such statements may render you a sex offender na ni lazma ujisajilishe kama mmoja wao,you cannot live anywhere near a school,playground ama kanisa and this being kenya where you will be sorrounded by such,itabidi uhame nchi

[BARBER_YAO]

@Ruffneck

Anza kujiita Baba Yao

baba yao ni mmoja tu wakubwa