Maisha ya ploti inanishinda

[BARBER_YAO]

@The.Black.Templar

mimi hudiscourage sana story za watoto wengine. if anything were to happen while you are with the kids, ile shida utapatana nayo utashangaa

true. they can accuse you of being a paedophile

[Ruffneck]

@BARBER YAO

baba yao ni mmoja tu wakubwa

we si @BARBER YAO ule wa executiver barber shop ya @Deorro?

[system]

Kuna katoi walikuwa wanaishi kwa ploti, but hapo mbele kulikuwa na pool table so kalikuwa kamezoeana na watu hapo sana. On the other hand her mum was single and a whore. Siku moja tukicheza pool kuna jamaa moja alikuwa anaitwa muchori, katoi kuingia kama watu wamenyamaza, kakasem "muchori alilala kwetu” jamaa alitoka ata hakumaliza game

[M2Random]

@jaymoh

Kuna katoi walikuwa wanaishi kwa ploti, but hapo mbele kulikuwa na pool table so kalikuwa kamezoeana na watu hapo sana. On the other hand her mum was single and a whore. Siku moja tukicheza pool kuna jamaa moja alikuwa anaitwa muchori, katoi kuingia kama watu wamenyamaza, kakasem "muchori alilala kwetu” jamaa alitoka ata hakumaliza game

:D:D:D

[gashwin]

@jaymoh

Kuna katoi walikuwa wanaishi kwa ploti, but hapo mbele kulikuwa na pool table so kalikuwa kamezoeana na watu hapo sana. On the other hand her mum was single and a whore. Siku moja tukicheza pool kuna jamaa moja alikuwa anaitwa muchori, katoi kuingia kama watu wamenyamaza, kakasem "muchori alilala kwetu” jamaa alitoka ata hakumaliza game

:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D:D

[M2Random]

Mimi na watoi hatuskizanangi. I keep my distance and hardly talk to them. Kuinteract na watoi sio wenyu as a man is a very delicate matter and that is why I prefer to distance myself. Dakika ya kuwekelewa kitu hujafanya kama hiyo ya akule kitu ako allergic nayo akiwa kwako…etc

[BARBER_YAO]

@Ruffneck

we si @BARBER YAO ule wa executiver barber shop ya @Deorro?

zii

[system]

@Pastrolist

Elders habari yenyu?.
i have two very genuine and serious problems which requires wise counsel. nimekua nikikomboa places ya kuishi in Campus na ata saa ii after graduation. Bt hii mambo ya ploti inanishinda coz ya two things
First,naturally watoto wadogo hunipenda that nikihamia place new, rafiki zangu wa kwanza huwa ni watoi, na ata nikienda place yeyote kuna mtoi lazima tu atasmile ama kama ni mat ataanza tu kuniguza but thats not the problem. The problem is lazima tu kuna mtoi ataniita baba kwa ploti na ako na baba yake. Saa ii place naishi two young boys and one girl, all less than 2yrs huniita baba ,sometimes wanaandamana wote nkiwa kwa ploti wanaingia tu kwa hao na kujiseti tu kwa sofa. sasa sijui baba zao watafanya nini wakiskia mimi naitwa Baba na watoi wao… Sasa nataka kuhama tena cz hata mama za watoi hawako comfortable na sitaki nlete issues.
Problem number two ni wasichana wa ploti, nikihamia ploti kuna wasichana, lazima tu one or two rships zitabrew, sometimes inaleta cat fights na complications kwa ploti na ata nkijipromise kutostart this rships watu hujileta tu.
Najipanga nijenge kwangu hii town bt in the mean time sijui niishi aje…

First,naturally watoto wadogo hunipenda that nikihamia place new, rafiki zangu wa kwanza huwa ni watoi, na ata nikienda place yeyote kuna mtoi lazima tu atasmile ama kama ni mat ataanza tu kuniguza but thats not the problem. We all know your grand plan

[Sterphyle]

@jaymoh

Kuna katoi walikuwa wanaishi kwa ploti, but hapo mbele kulikuwa na pool table so kalikuwa kamezoeana na watu hapo sana. On the other hand her mum was single and a whore. Siku moja tukicheza pool kuna jamaa moja alikuwa anaitwa muchori, katoi kuingia kama watu wamenyamaza, kakasem "muchori alilala kwetu” jamaa alitoka ata hakumaliza game

:D:D:D Brathe unafanya nicheke kwa nguvu mbaka lecturer anashanga nini mbaya na mimi

[Zee]

@jaymoh

Kuna katoi walikuwa wanaishi kwa ploti, but hapo mbele kulikuwa na pool table so kalikuwa kamezoeana na watu hapo sana. On the other hand her mum was single and a whore. Siku moja tukicheza pool kuna jamaa moja alikuwa anaitwa muchori, katoi kuingia kama watu wamenyamaza, kakasem "muchori alilala kwetu” jamaa alitoka ata hakumaliza game

aiyayayayayai

[WuTang]

You must be having too much time on your hands. Learn kuweka boundaries.

[negrowegrow]

mi huwapiga jicho ingine Kali hata mama zao wananichukua

[Marlboro_3D]

Don’t brush your teeth and avoid taking showers . When the kids and ladies get close to you, they will notice the bad smell from your body. It’s a natural repellant and your problem will be solved. And Everytime you pass piga smile

[kelele_tuu]

@Pastrolist

Elders habari yenyu?.
i have two very genuine and serious problems which requires wise counsel. nimekua nikikomboa places ya kuishi in Campus na ata saa ii after graduation. Bt hii mambo ya ploti inanishinda coz ya two things
First,naturally watoto wadogo hunipenda that nikihamia place new, rafiki zangu wa kwanza huwa ni watoi, na ata nikienda place yeyote kuna mtoi lazima tu atasmile ama kama ni mat ataanza tu kuniguza but thats not the problem. The problem is lazima tu kuna mtoi ataniita baba kwa ploti na ako na baba yake. Saa ii place naishi two young boys and one girl, all less than 2yrs huniita baba ,sometimes wanaandamana wote nkiwa kwa ploti wanaingia tu kwa hao na kujiseti tu kwa sofa. sasa sijui baba zao watafanya nini wakiskia mimi naitwa Baba na watoi wao… Sasa nataka kuhama tena cz hata mama za watoi hawako comfortable na sitaki nlete issues.
Problem number two ni wasichana wa ploti, nikihamia ploti kuna wasichana, lazima tu one or two rships zitabrew, sometimes inaleta cat fights na complications kwa ploti na ata nkijipromise kutostart this rships watu hujileta tu.
Najipanga nijenge kwangu hii town bt in the mean time sijui niishi aje…

Mm nmeishi hao flani na ata I only kno my landlady n 1 chic peke…mambo ya jirani sijui…n stop leaving in a single room…ata kuja ishi kiambu county 1 bedroom @10k then will be going downtown na wewe kukamuliwa balls

[Pastrolist]

@epoch

Wacha mchezo na watoto, just tell them nicely wewe sio baba yao or ask them to call you by your name. Mambo ya wasichana wa ploti, avoid kabisa. Salamu halufu unaingia kwako. You are in control of what you need.

Quiz, do you spend most of your time within the plot?

sichezangi na wao jamaa… infact unaingia kwa ploti ukitoka works alaf mtoto wa mtu anakukimbilia akikuita baba

[Pastrolist]

@Tom Bayeye

In some quaters,such statements may render you a sex offender na ni lazma ujisajilishe kama mmoja wao,you cannot live anywhere near a school,playground ama kanisa and this being kenya where you will be sorrounded by such,itabidi uhame nchi

kichwa chafu wewe…

[Giggz]

@Pastrolist

sasa naona problem number one solved!. santi sana

Give the tots a break they are innocent.

[system]

I remember when we were young there was no way in hell we could go and hang out ati kwa neighbour. Hile vita tuliwekwa for breaking that rule was serious.The neighbor could also sternly tell you to go home. Playing near the pub or pool table was asking for a death sentence. What went wrong?

[klip]

@Pastrolist

Elders habari yenyu?.
i have two very genuine and serious problems which requires wise counsel. nimekua nikikomboa places ya kuishi in Campus na ata saa ii after graduation. Bt hii mambo ya ploti inanishinda coz ya two things
First,naturally watoto wadogo hunipenda that nikihamia place new, rafiki zangu wa kwanza huwa ni watoi, na ata nikienda place yeyote kuna mtoi lazima tu atasmile ama kama ni mat ataanza tu kuniguza but thats not the problem. The problem is lazima tu kuna mtoi ataniita baba kwa ploti na ako na baba yake. Saa ii place naishi two young boys and one girl, all less than 2yrs huniita baba ,sometimes wanaandamana wote nkiwa kwa ploti wanaingia tu kwa hao na kujiseti tu kwa sofa. sasa sijui baba zao watafanya nini wakiskia mimi naitwa Baba na watoi wao… Sasa nataka kuhama tena cz hata mama za watoi hawako comfortable na sitaki nlete issues.
Problem number two ni wasichana wa ploti, nikihamia ploti kuna wasichana, lazima tu one or two rships zitabrew, sometimes inaleta cat fights na complications kwa ploti na ata nkijipromise kutostart this rships watu hujileta tu.
Najipanga nijenge kwangu hii town bt in the mean time sijui niishi aje…

my experience was different, when i used to stay in plot tens, back those years as a bachelor, kila ploti niliishi sikukosa adventure sexscapades: kunyorosa stay at home housewives, bibi ya landlord, mama mboga na mboches. the common denominator was bibi ya mtu because i did that in every plot without fail. i had the luxury working flexible shifts so being home mchana was a plus. ploti moja nilihama wakati plot mate’s wife aliniambia mimba ni yangu. nilihama in case.

[Pastrolist]

@klip

my experience was different, when i used to stay in plot tens, back those years as a bachelor, kila ploti niliishi sikukosa adventure sexscapades: kunyorosa stay at home housewives, bibi ya landlord, mama mboga na mboches. the common denominator was bibi ya mtu because i did that in every plot without fail. i had the luxury working flexible shifts so being home mchana was a plus. ploti moja nilihama wakati plot mate’s wife aliniambia mimba ni yangu. nilihama in case.

yako ni kare budah. mi ntaanza kuwa nyadua one by one