Most ladies are not mentally stable i swear......

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Curious Ke

… Hapa Mkubwa nakubaliana however hao college gals most are daft, you can’t even finish a mature conversation with kusema ukweli. But juu the end justifies the means, you just have to opt for them.

Hao hakunanga kuongea mob apart from sex. Kukula na kuondokea. Talk general stuff. You can’t reason with most of them

[omoisi_omong_aini]

@Touchlyrics

Hapa na-oppose. Hakuna kitu mbaya kama a college student. Sasa nani atapiga sherehe hadi 6 am asubuhi u struggle driving na hizo witch hours juu anataka kutoka from one club in kasarani to the next one in Ngong road then mumalizie westy? Alafu ukiwa hustle weekday anadinywa na tuboys pale juu attendance sheet was singned?

Afadhali single mothers 10 times. Ukitoa 5k anaiheshimu!

what are you doing with a college girl partying from one club to another? college girls ni wa kutomba na kutoa dry spell nao. maneno ya kuparty hakuna.

[Touchlyrics]

@omoisi omong'aini

what are you doing with a college girl partying from one club to another? college girls ni wa kutomba na kutoa dry spell nao. maneno ya kuparty hakuna.

Serious available men wa kuhit hizo vitu are only available on Saturdays. Kama uko na time ya kuwadinya on Tuesday afternoon, uko na shida when pussy vs money discussions arise

[Yuletapeli]

@Kodiaga

I think the levels of desperation are at the peak this season. kuna kitu Ruto amefanya juu weh! ladies are literally begging for relationships

Kodiaga Sasa nunua gari ujionee majabu, Dem anakukatia anakufunulia mapaja akuleweshe. Ni kubaya

[Muthafari]

@magreb

Hio tofauti ni kama ile iko baina ya a thoroughbred horse and a demented donkey from Limuru

:D:D:D:D:D

[jamaafulani]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Bro…mbona uweke contact ya lanye bana. Sijawai save number ya dem wa brothel. Only chics from tagged that we bang often

Bro thinks akiuza tagged sio malaya:D:Dthat is a certified lanye

[jamaafulani]

Kuna hiyo trend wameanza tiktok wanaingia live na kuanza kubeg for gifts. Nawaambianga tofauti yako na beggars kwa street ni wewe unabeg na simu

[Beast]

@Alexanderr

My fellow brothers. Just work on yourself and you’ll realize how much free pu**y is out here. I could give you lots of evidence but I have nothing to prove. Those who know know.

As you indirectly pay for it, there’s someone who gets it for free and on his own terms. Funny how the world works.

If “work on yourself” means going to the gym, eating well, buying better clothes, getting a nice car, living in a more expensive neighborhood…then technically you are still spending money to get laid, just without knowing it. If you look very closely, there’s always a price to pay.

Hata pale campo lazima ununulie mrembo kanyama pale mess once in a while ndio ajue who wears pants in that relationship.

[Alexanderr]

@Beast

If “work on yourself” means going to the gym, eating well, buying better clothes, getting a nice car, living in a more expensive neighborhood…then technically you are still spending money to get laid, just without knowing it. If you look very closely, there’s always a price to pay.

Hata pale campo lazima ununulie mrembo kanyama pale mess once in a while ndio ajue who wears pants in that relationship.

Bro, you missed the point. Working on yourself means you are doing it for YOURSELF. The fact that you get laid as a result is the icing on the cake.

If you are buying a nice car to get laid as opposed to rewarding your hardwork, then you have a few screws loose. Respectfully.

[magreb]

@Beast

If “work on yourself” means going to the gym, eating well, buying better clothes, getting a nice car, living in a more expensive neighborhood…then technically you are still spending money to get laid, just without knowing it. If you look very closely, there’s always a price to pay.

Hata pale campo lazima ununulie mrembo kanyama pale mess once in a while ndio ajue who wears pants in that relationship.

[Ngau]

@Alexanderr

My fellow brothers. Just work on yourself and you’ll realize how much free pu**y is out here. I could give you lots of evidence but I have nothing to prove. Those who know know.

As you indirectly pay for it, there’s someone who gets it for free and on his own terms. Funny how the world works.

How, can you explain, when you say work on yourself, it means you have money and resources and that the reason women are around you, you will pay for the pussy indirectly…hii dunia hakuna Kuma ya bure.

[chap]

@jamaafulani

Bro thinks akiuza tagged sio malaya:D:Dthat is a certified lanye

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!! walks with deception in is head thinking that malaya hawezi join tagged

[Ngau]

@Touchlyrics

Hapa na-oppose. Hakuna kitu mbaya kama a college student. Sasa nani atapiga sherehe hadi 6 am asubuhi u struggle driving na hizo witch hours juu anataka kutoka from one club in kasarani to the next one in Ngong road then mumalizie westy? Alafu ukiwa hustle weekday anadinywa na tuboys pale juu attendance sheet was singned?

Afadhali single mothers 10 times. Ukitoa 5k anaiheshimu!

Kwanza hapa Nairobi, kuna maboys wame simp Sana na hawa collage gals, niliona jamaa najua, ndio ameanza kupata tupesa,.anachukua dem wa university, na dem anakuja na marafiki zake kama wawili hivi, wanaenda road trip, sijui Naivaisha , weekend ikiisha jamaa amespend more than 20k…why spend this much just for pussy na hawa madem wako na maboy wengine wanawafuck huko campus, simply wana kutumia vibaya Sana.

[Kodiaga]

@Yuletapeli

Kodiaga Sasa nunua gari ujionee majabu

niko na gari buana

[Yuletapeli]

@Kodiaga

niko na gari buana

So you can relate. Hao watu wakiona gari they start soaking wet

[Kodiaga]

@Yuletapeli

So you can relate. Hao watu wakiona gari they start soaking wet

hata hawataki kujua ni model gani. kuna virgin nilitomba some two months ago thanks to the power of the toyota. ako so attached uzuri tuu walienda long holiday. Hii jioni kuna soft meat nmeingiza ka pipeline. next data ni kudinya.

[Kodiaga]

@Alexanderr

My fellow brothers. Just work on yourself and you’ll realize how much free pu**y is out here. I could give you lots of evidence but I have nothing to prove. Those who know know.

As you indirectly pay for it, there’s someone who gets it for free and on his own terms. Funny how the world works.

hakuna kuma ya bure labda udanganyane na washamba ocha. lazima mwanaume utoboke

[Nyamgondho]

@Kodiaga

hakuna kuma ya bure labda udanganyane na washamba ocha. lazima mwanaume utoboke

Just play the part - get rich and spend on yourself. Gold diggers who see you buy a 18 yr old cognac for yourself will place their bets in you! Unfortunately the only currency they got is fake smiles, fake laughter and puccy. Take their investment and move on!

[Mjango_Flani]

@Kodiaga

hakuna kuma ya bure labda udanganyane na washamba ocha. lazima mwanaume utoboke

Hii iandikwe kwa billboard. The sooner guys accept this the better

[cortedivoire]

Normalize turning a loan to a lanye. Dem akiitisha 1k umshow Niko nayo lakini lazima unipatie mkia kwanza