My encounter with the young gangsters aka odi/gaza boys

[TrumanCapote]

@digi

Makena, a panga is swift and an equalizer to toy guns, death comes once, and if it comes nitakuja Nimekata mtu mkono liwe liwalo

You are saying that coz hujawahi kua shot.

[TrumanCapote]

@HABILIS

Unaenda club na Bibi kwanini… you take your wife out to dinner…

Kwanzaa these boys who are gangsters love taking their wives to those reggae places. Majambazi sugu huwa wamejaa hizo clubs and they are high and trigger happy

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[Stew_maker]

Ndio maana wengine wanabeba bunduki

[Mzeiya_Flany]

I love reggae but I avoid reggae clubs and concerts by extension. Beautiful music whose reputation in Kenya is soiled by unruly thugs.

[Titty_Twister]

@Mr Jailer

Flight sasa ndizo zangu. Fight niliachia ma fast bodi.

:D:D Airplane Mode?

[Bazuka]

@TrumanCapote

Kwanzaa these boys who are gangsters love taking their wives to those reggae places. Majambazi sugu huwa wamejaa hizo clubs and they are high and trigger happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riBrjH4WMTo

Thug living, iyo mtaa yake makena unaeza tembea?

Mbogi Genje, tunasaka picha ya kenyatta kwa walenje

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[LuandaMagere]

solution is simple , tembea na silaha …

[Jimit]

@uwesmake

Mimi nikiwa brothelhopping , huwa na park moi avenue ndio niingie downtown in the wee hours huwa nimeweka sura ya kazi na vile Mimi Ni mrefu I think huwa wanafikiria Mimi Ni karau hawajawai nisumbua.

Nani atashugulika na mkokoteni yako Uwes ata ukipark katikati ya Kariobangi.

[mbwakali]

@uhondo

Sounds very familiar. Mimi pia I went through the exact same thing but in broad daylight karibu na Afya Center. What saved me was that I was only meters away from Mats za mtaani, so I just jogged a few meters and hopped into a matatu.

Hio siku ningeibiwa lappie.

Pia mimi, I had an almost similar experience. Siku ingine hapo nimeenda tao kuchukua stock kidogo ya shop.
5-10 minutes hivi after leaving an ATM moi avenue I notice is odi flani in the corner of my eye waving… Suspecting something fishy.I pick up my pace .Hii Nairobi huwezi relax, you must always be on gaurd
“Ay mzito” …
I keep walking faster. Kama hunijui by name…as a rule I never respond to nicknames like mzae,bro,kinara etc.
Ka odi kana gain tu distance. I don’t know if it’s the oversize tractor open shoes they wear ama ni drugs but they can walk really fast.
Eh Buda"… I hear him yell. At this point I’m almost running.But the guy is relentless. Then nairobians are ruthless, everyone just minds their own business hata ukidungwa na kisu imerust which I suspect ka odi kalikua kamebeba not one will come to your aid…
I attempt to dash across the road but this City hoppa driver had all intents to plaster me on the tarmac.
Running for my dear life, I come face to face with jontez, my pursuer with his rusty silver teeth and 10 rings.
“Eh fadhela joh ,umeangusha hii”.Odi hands me back my wallet with 35k and disappears into a the Sea of Bonobos…Pheeew

It’s at this point I’m woken up from my sleep rudely…Brathe gari imefika mwisho.

[Jimit]

@mbwakali

Pia mimi, I had an almost similar experience. Siku ingine hapo nimeenda tao kuchukua stock kidogo ya shop.
5-10 minutes hivi after leaving an ATM moi avenue I notice is odi flani in the corner of my eye waving… Suspecting something fishy.I pick up my pace .Hii Nairobi huwezi relax, you must always be on gaurd
“Ay mzito” …
I keep walking faster. Kama hunijui by name…as a rule I never respond to nicknames like mzae,bro,kinara etc.
Ka odi kana gain tu distance. I don’t know if it’s the oversize tractor open shoes they wear ama ni drugs but they can walk really fast.
Eh Buda"… I hear him yell. At this point I’m almost running.But the guy is relentless. Then nairobians are ruthless, everyone just minds their own business hata ukidungwa na kisu imerust which I suspect ka odi kalikua kamebeba not one will come to your aid…
I attempt to dash across the road but this City hoppa driver had all intents to plaster me on the tarmac.
Running for my dear life, I come face to face with jontez, my pursuer with his rusty silver teeth and 10 rings.
“Eh fadhela joh ,umeangusha hii”.Odi hands me back my wallet with 35k and disappears into a the Sea of Bonobos…Pheeew

It’s at this point I’m woken up from my sleep rudely…Brathe gari imefika mwisho.

I hope you were woken up by a hot stinging slap

[K-LIST_DON_DADA]

Huyo dame yako mi naona hakupendi…anaweza wacha ukufe …angefunga gari aokote mawe kubwa alinge mmoja na kupiga manduru hao vijana wangewachana na nyinyi

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@captain obvious

Mistake number one.

Am a fan of reggae i guess next time naenda club ya adabu. Mistake ilikuwa kufuata my younger bros then tukapoteanwa

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Brayo44ki

Personally I believe in math, so I prefer to move in a pack.
Four knuckles are better than two any faqin day

Nilikuwa na ma bro zangu huko and all was fine till i returned alone. But nili learn my lesson

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Abba

Wanaume mna joto sana, yaani you know very well hizi clubs zina visanga usiku usiku na wewe unaenda club kuzidisha na new wife? Kwani haumpendi?

Tulikuwa na ma bro zangu huko. Shida ilikuwa kurudi after the club closed. But nikajifunza. Now i know better.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@K-LIST DON DADA

Huyo dame yako mi naona hakupendi…anaweza wacha ukufe …angefunga gari aokote mawe kubwa alinge mmoja na kupiga manduru hao vijana wangewachana na nyinyi

Ni rahisi kuandika hivo. Kuwa in that situation ndio ujue vitu kwa ground ni different

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Azor Ahai

Reggae ni anthem ya thugs. Usiwahi jipata club inachezwa reggae. Wacha watu waseme una maringo. Mimi club inachezwa reggae ama watu wanachana siwes kaa. I prefer clubs with a young and somewhat sophisticated crowd…not necessarily birrioneas but decent enough kama pale 64 Kimathi street.

Am a big fun of reggae but sasa naenda club descent. Mistake was going with my younger bros kujibamba

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@MBOMB

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!! alitingizwa na heady…pole boss

:D:D:D hadi nikaona giza bro

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@TrumanCapote

Wanaume assume alot when it comes to security.

You made alot of poor judgments and today you and your wife could be dead bcz of it.

First off kuacha mtu kwa Gari unamwambia ajifungie is very dangerous. These guys could have taken the car your wife gone and killed and raped her. These boys are on drugs. That is very wreck less of you.

Nairobi is a dangerous place and sitting in a car is dangerous. In a regular parking say in a mall during the day . Let alone outside a club in the middle of the night.

This could have ended very badly. Thank your God. You are alive.

I learnt my lesson

[_theRAPIST]

@digi

Mbona hutembei na panga kwa jacket?

This would have ended quickly, nunua sword, beba kwa Gari, ukitoka kwenda reggae weka kwa mgongo, ukitoka nje ya club anza kuisharpen kwa mawe hapo nje

My old man used to have a walking stick, the handle was a sword na the shaft was its pocket. Ukifinya button kama hizi za modern umbrellas unachomoa hio sword haraka sana

[Starscream]

Nobody can stop reggae