never rescue a whore

went for a bash with my buddies .one of them married akaanza story.he found a prostitute being beaten by a client being a guy and saying the whore was beautiful he beat the guy and took the whore to his house at night .he fucked her thinking it was free since he rescued her. in the morning he asked her to go away she didnt want and asked for money since she had been fucked this guy got angry removed her from the house and dragged her to the stage.she kept on saying lazima ulipie kuma.the guy left her and came to the house only to hear his door being knocked and the whore shouting .an elderly mzee calmed her down and called my buddy .they dicussed he parted with three hundred and the mzee added 100 and the whore went .sina picha was told the story i wasnt there

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bahati yako leo grammar nazis na watu wa keb tuna nurse hangovers

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@Female Perspective ULICHUKUA HIO MIA NNE

Grammar chieth!! Watu kama wewe kazi ni kumark english na sijawai onan thread yako, eka post pia wewe utolewe makosa

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huyu @Fala 12 ni mtu useless sana kwa hii kijiji …hata hatuosheangi choo

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heheheeh the Guy hakuwa na kakitu. alikuwa amekamata yote. Even bus fare to job hakuna.

wewe mzee mjinga leo sunday school hamkufunzwa kuwa na heshima?

wewe elder scrotum toa usenge hapa

Tuekee hekaya leo anko

wacha hangover ya 2nd generation iishe niweze kuwatungia hekaya

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Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kumake assumptions. As one of my high school teachers would say, “Kijana when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME.”

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Kosa ni kurudio Kosa. Just like voting for uhuruto in twediseventin!

Si uniokolee soo!

munakamuanga hivyo hivyo???:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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ndio itoshe ya chama?

I thought yours is given freely and not for sale?

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Did the whore go back home ama alienda na huyo mzee?

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hehehe si uko na ujinga

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Yes…unataka?

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