As you can see for yourself many talkers totally relate.
pamba
July 21, 2018, 4:11pm
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Only klosters and some few good talkers
pamba
July 21, 2018, 4:11pm
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magreb:
Hapa kule news!!!
Thread ya new barmaid imefanya ujitokeze
ndume:
There are smart barmaids who never get drunk and stupid barmaids who get drunk. Both are conniving human beings. The smart barmaids have learnt the craft of using their womanhood. In a local, 95% of men that frequent there will make a move on the barmaid, especially if she has a pretty face and new. There are the bold men who will make moves in the presence of other patrons, and there are the timid men who prefer to make moves when patronising the pub alone. The latter are usually the last to leave the pub and sip their beer slowly to buy time.
The smart maids are good to every patron, they smile and always say karibu whenever you go to the pub. They will say to every patron that they/she thinks is interested in her ‘si unibuyie moja nitakunyua nikifunga’. So, you pay for the beer and she gets busy serving other patrons and less interested in you as you thought she will. At the end of the day, she has a ‘stock’ of her own beers which fisi patrons have paid for. In a good day, she will make about 4000. If she wants to drink in a given day, she drinks beers paid for by the timid guy, who is always the last to leave the pub, when the pub has been closed, usually after 11
Aiiiiiii! This is insider information.
It’s pure politics: intrigue, passion, deciet, lust, violence, compe…
upepo
July 21, 2018, 4:59pm
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ndume:
There are smart barmaids who never get drunk and stupid barmaids who get drunk. Both are conniving human beings. The smart barmaids have learnt the craft of using their womanhood. In a local, 95% of men that frequent there will make a move on the barmaid, especially if she has a pretty face and new. There are the bold men who will make moves in the presence of other patrons, and there are the timid men who prefer to make moves when patronising the pub alone. The latter are usually the last to leave the pub and sip their beer slowly to buy time.
The smart maids are good to every patron, they smile and always say karibu whenever you go to the pub. They will say to every patron that they/she thinks is interested in her ‘si unibuyie moja nitakunyua nikifunga’. So, you pay for the beer and she gets busy serving other patrons and less interested in you as you thought she will. At the end of the day, she has a ‘stock’ of her own beers which fisi patrons have paid for. In a good day, she will make about 4000. If she wants to drink in a given day, she drinks beers paid for by the timid guy, who is always the last to leave the pub, when the pub has been closed, usually after 11
If you have been observing this last guy leave, then you must be the last last person to leave the club.
Now that @pamba and mushenz @Swansea you both liked this reply hebu hekaya zikam
Hitting on prostitutes, barmaids, madame wa massage parlours na vinyozi is for beta males who are intoxicated. I only hit on women kwa club if I assess that hajakuja hunting na hafanyi job club.
ama yeye ni barmaid,hapo foreman umefikiria
ndume:
There are smart barmaids who never get drunk and stupid barmaids who get drunk. Both are conniving human beings. The smart barmaids have learnt the craft of using their womanhood. In a local, 95% of men that frequent there will make a move on the barmaid, especially if she has a pretty face and new. There are the bold men who will make moves in the presence of other patrons, and there are the timid men who prefer to make moves when patronising the pub alone. The latter are usually the last to leave the pub and sip their beer slowly to buy time.
The smart maids are good to every patron, they smile and always say karibu whenever you go to the pub. They will say to every patron that they/she thinks is interested in her ‘si unibuyie moja nitakunyua nikifunga’. So, you pay for the beer and she gets busy serving other patrons and less interested in you as you thought she will. At the end of the day, she has a ‘stock’ of her own beers which fisi patrons have paid for. In a good day, she will make about 4000. If she wants to drink in a given day, she drinks beers paid for by the timid guy, who is always the last to leave the pub, when the pub has been closed, usually after 11
Kumbe you’re an @introvert ? Nimeona unajua moves zote za the timid guy
kiLo
July 21, 2018, 5:17pm
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Pampers, ongezea Vala raundi ingine[ATTACH=full]185035[/ATTACH]
Mathaais:
When a new sexy barmaid lands in your local, how long does it take for you fisis to ferk her?
Point to note.
Slice ya kwanza inakuwaga ya Dj followed by manager, after that anaumisha kila mtu huko mwisho anamaliziwa na chokoraa…
Hii kiberiti, iliendaga wapi hapa kwetu ?
kiLo
July 21, 2018, 5:42pm
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Siku hizi huwezi beba butane lighter Kwa ndege. Kibirit poa sana. Unaweka tatu kwa mfuko na uko set
Mathaais:
When a new sexy barmaid lands in your local, how long does it take for you fisis to ferk her?
Point to note.
Most girls in a club above 24 years are likely to be pretty used up already. Not just the barmaids.
Have you considered that the guy might be a bar-owner, manager, bouncer or DJ??
ndume
July 21, 2018, 5:54pm
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You talk as if you have never been to a local. In a local, to be on the inside when the pub closes, you need to be a regular and trusted customer or patron. Being a trusted customer in a local has many benefits, for instance, you drink if your money run out, no questions asked, the barmaid knows you. When you order, you will never be asked to pay upfront, hata kama kuna premier league game.
To answer your query, yes, at times I have been among the last to leave the local in my earlier life, but not because of the barmaid. I go to a pub strictly to drink. Philosophically, what you are in life is a product of randomness. Those barmaids never chose to be what they are. Most probably, you are what you are purely by chance. If they know you are not after their pucci, they will always be honest with you. Instead of asking for beer, they tell you to buy them chips, which normally cost about 30 bob or 50. Do this, and they will tell you about the muggers in the neighbourihood and mchele carriers.