Now that Old Manki has promoted me, a Field Marshal, in another life.......

what about you @kate

Oh Chloe, you count somebody’s money everyday? Damn, that’s a hard, hard life. I hope you are not called Njoki and work for KCB - I have a crush on her!

SCHUPID WANKERMEAT. Be more creative kukatiana…

A hangman, I would gladly take an opportunity to legally remove the likes of junkie and Wakanyama from the face of this earth.

“As far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a gangster”

I can relate

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Right here we have ISIS in the making…

a professional photographer and a dancer… in the current life am a doer, a fixer of stuff, mobile solutions, mis integrations, api’s etc… I code. … I’m getting a camera and beginning to do stuff.

:D:D:D:D

I would have been a game ranger, My love for the outdoors make me know I will retire early or quit formal employment

Hehe, kama David VanPersie

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I would be a pornstar kama Mr Marcus, nikamue hawa ma pink handles. I guess I would not have to fap kama Fappian Mboro no more

thie ugathicwo shaitani ino

when i was a kid my dream was to be a pilot. i think i should follow that dream

Nas’ line, The Firm.

ha haa. hujamwambia poa hapo. though kweli hakuna kazi ngumu kama kuwa teller especially wale wa equity a.k.a bee center

a pastor

A pathologist.

lol

I’d be your co-star:p!

A cruise ship coxswain