saving your ass

what have you ever done to save your ass??

back then when i was in high school i used to watch porn sometimes not that i am an addict but just watched kupea macho kazi. kiasi chake stima ikapotea. that’s when i noticed i was starting to get doomed. i didn’t even think of opening the dvd to remove the since i was somehow naive back then. hio story ya stima kulost ilinifanya sikutoka kejani. hadi mathe akarudi. alishtuka kunipata juu hio ilikuanga masaa yangu ya kupiga roundi. nakwambia iyo ndo siku nilikuwa mzuri mathe akinishow nioshe vyombo naosha bila kubishana. akinishow niwashe jiko nawasha bila hata kuongea juu najua nikitoka huko mimi ni deadman.

mzae kukam nikajua mimi kwisha. mimi ni maiti inatembea. hapa nikajua kujitoa ni tafash. ufala nayo stima haikuwa imerudi. stima kurudi usitake jua vile nilikimbilia main switch ndo cd isiload. mzae kujitoa niliwasha main switch nikatoa cd weeh sijaitense kama hiyo siku

Mimi nilibeba dvd mpaka kw bezte yangu… Like 5kms away… Ndivyo nitoe hio disk.

Yeah right. You were at the stage where your hormones were raging hotter than fukushima and chernobyl combined:D:D:D:D:D

 :D:D:Dhaha i remember I use to sneak to the TV room late at night natafuta any sex scene kwa channels. So am just sitting on the sofa remote in hand while I switch over multiple channels hoping at least nisafishe macho kiasi. All the while I know if my Hitler like old man wakes up to go to the washroom am a dead nigga.

hapa google tafanyishwa kazi

There fixed! ukweli usemwe…

ahahah and you think hakujua chenye kinaendelea,thqt is why alijitoa,

for me my old man aliniwekelea blame.

When shifting houses all CDs were being collected zikitupwa kwa Box flani
So when we got to the new house, during arranging of stuff, mathe came across a porn disk…the 30 in 1 types.
I swore I am not that stupid to leave my shit all over…and I knew it was the old man’s stash… so kuulizwa nikasema ukweli…
wacha ninja ikuje jioni, ikaulizwa kama ni yake…akaruka hio stori hadi leo me hucheka nikikumbuka…

:D:D:D good you took the fall for the old geezer, we need sons like you

Your ma wasn’t smart. Angejifanya hajaona. It is called conflict avoidance.

aliseti mbuyu yake si ati alimsaidia

i guess hii masaibu ulipitia jana

Hahahaa… reminds of the days when I was young and full of cum. Kuna siku nikiwa kwa uncle wangu doni I was home babysitting my younger cuzo who was a toddler then. Akiwa amelala shetani ikaniambia niingie kwa bedroom ya uncle na nikaenda straight to where he used to hide his porn collection kwa drawer ya bed. I picked the cd that was on top as it had some raunchy pictures of some skinny white bitches and it was titled “pussy palace.” Nilikimbia kuiweka kwa reader ya 3 cd changer haraka haraka kabla mtoi hajaamka na watu hawajatoka job. I dont know but for some reason hio cd ilikataa kucheza and couldnt eject. Nilijaribu mbinu zote kama kuzima hadi socket na kuwasha but nothing. Panick ikaniingia na nikaamua nitakuwa fundi wa elektroniki for that day. I ran to the kitchen, got a knife with a sharply-pointed tip na nikaanza kufungua screws za hio system na kando. I didnt even bother switching off that bitch. Once the cover was off the cd drive opened miraculously na nikachukua cd na kuirudisha mbio mbio mahali niliitoa. I then returned to the living room and embarked on fixing the cover back. Ata kabla nimalize naskia a knock on the door. It was my uncle’s wife. Nikajaribu kuweka hio system kiplani hapo kwa wall unit ndio isijulikane imefanyiwa ukarabati. I couldnt proceed with my ufundi and decided I would finish it later in the night kama kila mtu amelala. Baadaye uncle pia akarudi na tukiwa tunawatch teli tukingoja supper nikaona his attention was drawn to the system na akasmama kuenda kuiangalia. Nikajua mimi kwisha. Fortunately, he didnt inspect it or feel suspicious. After everyone had gone to bed, I finished my ukarabati and thanked the heavens:D

There’s usually a small hole on the DVD tray which you can use a needle to prick and the CD pops out

back then sikua najua vitu kama saa hii…

Damn. A lot of sick perverts here

Watoto wa 2005 kurudi mbele mnasumbua …back then it was VHS tapes hii DVD mumetoa wapi

Heh

Hehehe…

hapo sawa …tuko wengi

Wuehh…mimi nilikuwa nimewatch usiku halafu lights zika.lost na cd iko ndani. Asubuhi mama hataki kuskia ni lazima niende college (packages), ilibidi nimebeba ile cable ya ku.connect na tv nikaenda nayo.