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snorkel
yeah, that snorkel, damn expensive
TopCat
August 18, 2015, 2:39pm
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:eek::eek::eek:What did you just say…
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I once took a poko to a room at night, ramnyad her like 3 shots, then since she had insisted I pay in advance, stole the money back and left when she was fast asleep.
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this reminds of me. we used to drink and then ask for a bill for every beer then pocket some receipts and walk out
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WuTang
August 18, 2015, 2:57pm
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Lakini omba usiwai kutana na huyo poko. She can embarrass you when you are with your friends and family.
what is wrong with DFing a 14 y.o.? Until a few years ago that was the legal age of consent before it was raised to 16 and later the current 18…
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Back in campo I did this numerous times… na si siri
Mayb Anko was 15 at the time. Sioni shida hapo
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I once took a poko to a room at night, ramnyad her like 3 shots, then since she had insisted I pay in advance, stole the money back and left when she was fast asleep.
copy…when she was frantically looking for the two soo in the morning I was like “pengine uliangusha njiani”…then I gave her 5o bob for tea as consolation (this was 1994)
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It was a slow weekday night back hata kwa a
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In primary school,kedo std 6/7,my pal came to me n told me that his desk mate had some 200 bob in his geometrical set. He told me to steal it. I hid it in my pocket. Sasa search session ikafika. Ilikuwa ni kuangaliana thinking what’s next. I had to hide it in my undergament na nikaponea.
I once went with a friend and his sister out. Had fun… ffwd to time we were leaving and the sister happened to have a crash on me. We scheme and dodge the dude… went to sabasaba at that time I worked in mombasa. Paid lodging ramnyad the chick 6 rounds straight and gave her 10k not to tell anyone. Then she came back the following month and told me to repeat but at this time it was blackmail and she almost called my wife to witness. Had to pay her 20k this time and disappeared from her radar like a tomahawk!
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It was a slow weekday night back in the day,2011. Niko kwa club fulani in naks and noticed some chick: read maraya quietly seated no customers. Called her over, bought her a few drinks knowing that nitabeba bure. The girl gulps down the drinks like a hyena and when time ya kuenda ilifika she demanded i have to pay her. Since i had already set out my mind lazima nimkule i agree and she insists tupande some motorbike ya jirani yake to some shady lodging in shabab: fisi ikakubali coz tht shoddy lodging ndo nilikua napeleka maraya
we reach the lodging: one in one lodging used to cost 350. Tukaingia room n she insisted i pay her first, nxt she heads to the loo and when she came back the drama started. Maraya starts saying hajui mahali ameweka pesa nikatafuta kila mahali hata kwa choo, nothing!. after a few minutes she starts shouting i took the money plus her purse:note, she did not have a purse. Next thing, she whips out a phone and starts calling some guy called Mungai asking him to come with watu wote wa nduthi wa stage yao ameibiwa kwa lodging. At this point am visibly shaking and after some pleading she accepts an extra 1k and agrees nimpige shot moja on condition that i get out as soon as am finished
To cut the long story short: Niliongeza shot ingine, took the money plus her phone, tossed her shoes and clothes outside the window, pulled off the beddings off her nanikawacha mlango wide open with the lights on nanikainua
Saw her a few weeks later @ some joint dancing jovially with a kamzee n i smiled inwardly…
Ha ha ha, ufisi is inborn, you can’t make this stuff up.
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Sasa uki DF poko ukose kulipa izo ni vtu unaambiaga ata mabeste… Mnaitishwa secrets you will die with ALA!!
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Mark10
August 18, 2015, 3:39pm
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It was a slow weekday night back in the day,2011. Niko kwa club fulani in naks and noticed some chick: read maraya quietly seated no customers. Called her over, bought her a few drinks knowing that nitabeba bure. The girl gulps down the drinks like a hyena and when time ya kuenda ilifika she demanded i have to pay her. Since i had already set out my mind lazima nimkule i agree and she insists tupande some motorbike ya jirani yake to some shady lodging in shabab: fisi ikakubali coz tht shoddy lodging ndo nilikua napeleka maraya
we reach the lodging: one in one lodging used to cost 350. Tukaingia room n she insisted i pay her first, nxt she heads to the loo and when she came back the drama started. Maraya starts saying hajui mahali ameweka pesa nikatafuta kila mahali hata kwa choo, nothing!. after a few minutes she starts shouting i took the money plus her purse:note, she did not have a purse. Next thing, she whips out a phone and starts calling some guy called Mungai asking him to come with watu wote wa nduthi wa stage yao ameibiwa kwa lodging. At this point am visibly shaking and after some pleading she accepts an extra 1k and agrees nimpige shot moja on condition that i get out as soon as am finished
To cut the long story short: Niliongeza shot ingine, took the money plus her phone, tossed her shoes and clothes outside the window, pulled off the beddings off her nanikawacha mlango wide open with the lights on nanikainua
Saw her a few weeks later @ some joint dancing jovially with a kamzee n i smiled inwardly…
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Mark10
August 18, 2015, 3:40pm
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wewe si utoe yako ama nyamaza uendee tampons