“asante sana conductor”(uweke omena zako vizuri)
To the laughing folks : (target the loudest)bro unacheka nini na shule utakuwa njaa tupu kazi kusurvive na bites za mkate umeomba, shenzi sana
To Diana:Bye babe!Write me ukifika poa(blow her a kiss)
alafu ungetoka hapo na confidence ukanyage lami kama Putin
Nyinyi okuyu mnakuwanga na shida gani na omena? My problems na madam starts immediately my sister comes to visit with omena from mwitoti. Kuna kuwanga na cold war between the two. It’s silent war but trust me it’s more epic than @Chloe na @Jirani
My sister knows my wife hates those creatures because of the smell and so she uses that tool intentionally to show that she is the superior and closer to me than ‘foreigner’ -madam. Not only does she bring,but she goes ahead to fry it ndio inuke kapsaa.
Mara moja madam anatoka na kurudi after 3 hrs . Nyumba dirisha zinafunguliwa immediately akirudi and she goes to sleep hungry. Me and my sister end up having a merry meal with the kids who have grown to love it mpaka wanaita yeye 'aunt wa omena". I treat omena meal with maximum respect . No other meal can beat that one. None whatsoever.
Nikiingia kwa kitanda ndio Sasa maneno inaanza. "You know very well I hate those things , why don’t you tell your evil sister i dont like those things in my house "… all i do is ignore and meditate happily as the enzymes and hydrochloric acids break the polypeptides bit by bit. Kelele za chura shenzi. End
