Tinder bishes

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Nimewahi angukia kunguru ya Tinder. Picha zangu zote I was flexing kuzusha! When I showed up I had to keep up with my photo status so nikampeleka place fulani uptown masufferer hawajazoea. Bill kukuja I was sweating.

2nd date with the girl akauliza if I can pick her up from work tuende place tutulie. Ghasia nitatoa wapi gari. Uzuri kuna jamaa akaniokolea lakini ngata in traffic at rush hour. Shida!

3rd date nikasema lazima I recoup my expenses. On the way to her place akapitia pharmacy and from the way alikuwa anajuana nao nikajua hapa kuna red flag. Nikajua huyu ni wa ile homa kubwa. Nikajipa shughuli, nikikumbuka bado stock ya vaseline sijamaliza.

That was my first and last tinder date.

hio pesa yote!! Natomba mbaya mbaya dwyfwy

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Maybe he used polyurethane condoms. Mostly preferred by women who are allergic to latex. They are effective only in preventing pregnancies, lakini STD prevention ni ZILCH.
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