Weird Behavior From Women.

[TopCat]

@Nefertities

do you think you’re cold?

That question is very suspicious :D:D

[system]

[Kidinyi]

@Algernon.

He he he! What are the characteristics za a scary/psycho person?

Mtu anakaa rapist rapist hivi

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Ice_Cube

You two need such a sex dungeon… with a bucket full of ripe tomatoes

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The stuff in this room looks… well, expensive. But with all that expensive stuff wako na mlango ya zed? WUEH!

[Mzee_mzima]

Maybe unanuka invest in a good fragrance please

[Slartibartfast]

@Kidinyi

Mtu anakaa rapist rapist hivi

Ha ha ha! Hapa umenionea.

[Slartibartfast]

@Mzee mzima

Maybe unanuka invest in a good fragrance please

I use Sir Irisch Moose aftershave and I just acquired a bottle of Boss bottled night from my old man. In short, I smell good.

[Slartibartfast]

@TopCat

That question is very suspicious :D:D

pia mimi nimeona nikamesea Si unaona venye ameijibu hapa?

[Web_Dev]

@Algernon.

I use Sir Irisch Moose aftershave and I just acquired a bottle of Boss bottled night from my old man. In short, I smell good.

If your old man anakupatia fragrance right there ndio kuna shida daddy’s boy. Hama kwanza kwa nyumba yake.

[system]

@old monk

lucky fellow

What do you mean lucky? I practically throw myself at you every fucking day!!! Nkt!

[Ingia]

@Algernon.

Women. Just when you think you have them pinned down… they do something that make you question your understanding. (Grammar is kuf’d)

There’s this girl at work who will throw her self very forcefully against the wall whenever we are using the same corridor as if she’s trying to q.tunnel through it. Ati ni kunipisha njia. In short this girl makes very exaggerated, jerky movements whenever I’m around. I think she’s retarded… she works in HR if that’s anything.

Then there’s this woman I buy chicken from regularly. At first used make some banter while I waited for her to cut the chicken into small pieces. These day the woman tries to bring her husband into the equation as much as she can. I think she misinterpreted our small talks as me trying to hit on her… Or she likes me and it’s a defense mechanism. Anyway, she’s older than me by maybe five years so can’t ever hit that.

There’s also this woman who throws tomatoes at me.

That said, I’m going to ask the HR simpleton out today.

It is true that despite all opposition i will get for saying this, that that is normal. A woman has to give the signal so that you can go try it out. Even if its a look in your direction or anything. You some times might not notice if you are stressed or too occupied. Like that HR girl is just inviting you. We do not usually approach total strangers on the road out of the blues even when she is very attractive.
The general natural rule is that the woman first gives a small signal that might mean anything so that she isnt embarrassed if you decline. Like if a girl gets very shy in your presence then thats the green light. You can however be a jerk and ask people out randomly. They might be impressed, but its usually uphill task.

People are no different from birds or some animals. Female puts up a sexual display and the male puts up a masculine display sometimes subconsciously. The female evaluates its chances and gets to choose and invite the potential male to try out. The male then has to prove real interest. The thing is the female gets to choose and give the green light.

[Slartibartfast]

@Web Dev

If your old man anakupatia fragrance right there ndio kuna shida daddy’s boy. Hama kwanza kwa nyumba yake.

Yes, I am my father’s son.

I moved out of my parent’s house years ago, but that didn’t change our close relationship.

[system]

@Kidinyi

pu**y has no age…

mambie, kigwa giakura gichokagia murio gitina (when sugarcane matures, the sweetness is returned itself to the base), wee, translators mko wapi @Hunter Xp ?

[Slartibartfast]

@Ingia

It is true that despite all opposition i will get for saying this, that that is normal. A woman has to give the signal so that you can go try it out. Even if its a look in your direction or anything. You some times might not notice if you are stressed or too occupied. Like that HR girl is just inviting you. We do not usually approach total strangers on the road out of the blues even when she is very attractive.
The general natural rule is that the woman first gives a small signal that might mean anything so that she isnt embarrassed if you decline. Like if a girl gets very shy in your presence then thats the green light. You can however be a jerk and ask people out randomly. They might be impressed, but its usually uphill task.

People are no different from birds or some animals. Female puts up a sexual display and the male puts up a masculine display sometimes subconsciously. The female evaluates its chances and gets to choose and invite the potential male to try out. The male then has to prove real interest. The thing is the female gets to choose and give the green light.

FINALLY. Someone who is positive and understands these things. Asante sana for the insight.

[Web_Dev]

@Ingia

It is true that despite all opposition i will get for saying this, that that is normal. A woman has to give the signal so that you can go try it out. Even if its a look in your direction or anything. You some times might not notice if you are stressed or too occupied. Like that HR girl is just inviting you. We do not usually approach total strangers on the road out of the blues even when she is very attractive.
The general natural rule is that the woman first gives a small signal that might mean anything so that she isnt embarrassed if you decline. Like if a girl gets very shy in your presence then thats the green light. You can however be a jerk and ask people out randomly. They might be impressed, but its usually uphill task.

People are no different from birds or some animals. Female puts up a sexual display and the male puts up a masculine display sometimes subconsciously. The female evaluates its chances and gets to choose and invite the potential male to try out. The male then has to prove real interest. The thing is the female gets to choose and give the green light.

If I would be waiting for smoke signals I could still be a fucking virgin.

[Ingia]

@Web Dev

If I would be waiting for smoke signals I could still be a fucking virgin.

Then you must be very unattractive. The problem is that you may tend to ignore women who you think are unattractive without evaluating you level too.
An attractive woman knows herself and will choose an attractive man or a moneid man. The female gets to choose.

[Ingia]

@old monk

Then I’m always stressed and occupied.

Women run away from problems/stress

[bjurmann]

@Nefertities

do you think you’re cold?

Algernon…hii imejipa but naona wewe Ni anti nyita…hushikanishi mpaka manzi akuje kwako Na suruali kichwani

[Web_Dev]

@Ingia

Then you must be very unattractive. The problem is that you may tend to ignore women who you think are unattractive without evaluating you level too.
An attractive woman knows herself and will choose an attractive man or a moneid man. The female gets to choose.

Justify your sissy attitude all you want. An alpha male makes the move when he wants whenever. Looks achia madem ama uvae skirt.
P. S blind men leading each other to the ditch.

[Mzee_mzima]

@bjurmann

Algernon…hii imejipa but naona wewe Ni anti nyita…hushikanishi mpaka manzi akuje kwako Na suruali kichwani

I agree kijana ni kipofu