what is your most embarassing moment na mtu umefeel ama kitu crazy umedo juu ya love au sex

[Mauricio]

@Weston

Kuna dem nilianza kuvibe mtaani,so on that fateful day ile kumchokoza kwa text akanishw ako solo kejani(she used to stay with her siz).mimi huyo nikaleta zile za eti kama naeza kuja.she answered in the affirmative.akili ikaingia beast mode nastukia niko hapo kwa flats zao.Mind u it was 10 in the night nimetoka Umo hadi South B.Kumshow afungue gate anasema eti she was only joking she didn’t think i wuld show up.so she wasn’t gonna open.Saying she wasn’t in the mood bla bla bla.Some Bitches are jst retarded.Kusikia hivo karibu nitupe mawe kama mjaluo.Ilibidi nimerudi…I was young then.Lesson Learnt Dry spell ni noma na kuma ina nguvu :rolleyes::rolleyes:

:D:D:D hehe sawa

[Kidinyi]

@ekamsweu

Nilikamua dem wa 14 years

How old wa u?

@mwenyeji

[SIZE=6]paedophile alert (someone please call 911)[/SIZE]

Not so fast, maybe he was 13 then

[system]

@daddy kool

so i have this crush in high school, a classmate… hot like the flames of hell…all i could do was ogle and never had the guts to say a word to her…one look from her and i went mute…never understood why or how that happened…years went by and finally i managed to get her attention on the leavers bash…like some sort of miracle we bonded and i actually convinced her to accompany me to a friend’s house after the bash, i had saved enough for a mzinga and my friend excused himself…enyewe hii story ya kuomba ikuss ni stress but somehow after what seemed like an eternity and with the help of booze she gave in.I was a virgin and seriously clueless on matters sex…heavy petting mdogo mdogo…kiss… Then hwaa i jump ontop of the lass eyes red,heart thumping…walalala…naingia the wrong hole pumping like a maniac…sio hapoo!..next try wrong whole again…toka juu yangu kama huwezi thundered the frustrated lass…angry i turn he r around and go doggy…sema pu**y kua kubwa! I felt like i was ringing a bell mwagaad what seemed like a bucket full and i finally gave up! The look she gave me as she left threw daggers aimed straight to my heart…i never saw her ever again and i hope i never do… It took me a year to get over that… Sorry Nefertities nothing was worth chest thumping there

Excuse me, :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@Weston

Kuna dem nilianza kuvibe mtaani,so on that fateful day ile kumchokoza kwa text akanishw ako solo kejani(she used to stay with her siz).mimi huyo nikaleta zile za eti kama naeza kuja.she answered in the affirmative.akili ikaingia beast mode nastukia niko hapo kwa flats zao.Mind u it was 10 in the night nimetoka Umo hadi South B.Kumshow afungue gate anasema eti she was only joking she didn’t think i wuld show up.so she wasn’t gonna open.Saying she wasn’t in the mood bla bla bla.Some Bitches are jst retarded.Kusikia hivo karibu nitupe mawe kama mjaluo.Ilibidi nimerudi…I was young then.Lesson Learnt Dry spell ni noma na kuma ina nguvu :rolleyes::rolleyes:

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[The.Black.Templar]

@Weston

Lesson Learnt Dry spell ni noma na kuma ina nguvu :rolleyes::rolleyes:

hahaha lolest!