Lakini kupatia watu expectations halafu waset budget based on what was promised si poa.
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The “mfuko iko ready” part ndo imenimaliza:D:D:D
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Hehehe. Hii kijiji in ina machizi kweli. Malizia hekaya brary goat appetizer
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hekaya iko on point SV, inakaa umekuja ku redeem image ya SV wenzako juu wanapost gay stuff pekee. lakini umalizie hekaya ama ni unlike
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Here’s another with a funny stomach.
@Adeudeu hekaya iko tops. They call it goat eating to exploit your greed…
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:D:D:D:D:D
Halafu?
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am waiting kuona vile mgeni Wa heshima alitoa nil donation 
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kali sana… malizia anyway
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When i was a small boy a friend to my father invited us to his pre-wedding party. The word “party” grabbed my attention and so, I attended the event with great expectation like SE @Adeudeu . I was disappointed and that is when I learned “party”, “caaii,” “goat eating,” and all other fancy words used means fundraising or harambee.
They should just call it “pre-wedding harambee” to stop confusing small boys
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:D:D:D:D
Hiyo styro ya kupanua tumbo na maji nime ijulia hapa
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Wangwana, hii hekaya imeisha kweli? I would want to know what transpired after the guest was invited to make his contribution.
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True! but even pledges are made and never honoured, but I agree if it’s a serious event of hospital or funerals its simply a harambee. But goat eating hapo dishonesty is the key mostly in pubs like in the featured story here.
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:D:D:D:D:D:D pole sana. Endeleza hakaya.
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Hio lugha ya mama imevunja “grammer” as an example.
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:p:p
Hahahaha nimecheka sana hapa
Nice one Adeudeu, instead of all that pain and misery, I always give any event dubbed goat eating or pre wedding party a wide berth and send whoever invited me just one K and excuse myself that I have other commitments on the planned day.
I learnt it painfully though just like you.
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:eek:
But this one is ka odo weird.
How do you drink shower water?
How, how?
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