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  1. Baba Toto

    Baba Toto Village Elder

    Many years ago, I almost got tricked like Baba with fakery.
    I met this college girl in a ka-dingy pub in town. She was seated with her friends and after dropping a few lines, she moved to our table.
    I bought her a few drinks, danced a little and when it was time to leave, asked her whether she wanted some pipe and she said yes after thinking for ten seconds.
    Boss, si I thought I was a player.
    After laying the pipe once with a condom, I looked in her eyes and thought - she looks too clean to kill me. Dry fry mpaka room inanuka kuku choma.
    The cat was superb so I kept asking her to come over weekends.
    One day while she was in the bath, I went through her phone messages (I don't trust anyone on this earth) and discovered she was pregnant, had tried to blame it on two different guys and was thinking about looking for money to flush it (asked her girlfriend for advice).
    It was too late to Jacob Zuma my pipe with hot water so I just said 'this biatch gon kill a maafaka'.
    I didn't say anything that weekend but I hammered the cat like I had bad intentions.
    The next weekend, I went for a test and luckily, it came back negative.
    I decided to out the truth. As usual, she reported for duty at my house. I met her at the gate and told her we walk to the shops.
    'So why do you want to kill XXX's baby ?' I didn't even sugarcoat it.
    She looked like she wanted the ground to open up and swallow her.
    It was....
    You know..
    Ghai, how did you....
    'What pissed me off is not that you had been smashed by other guys but that you let me lay the pipe bila condom so you could wekelea someone else's embryo on me. What if you transmitted something to me?'.
    I put her in the next mat and told her never to return.
    For the next few weeks she tried all kinds of explanations but nothing worked.
    This idiot who told Baba he could hack into IEBC and then got exposed and this stupid girl are in the same category.
     
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  2. NeverForget

    NeverForget Senior Villager

    If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
     
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  3. IsMundu

    IsMundu Village Elder

    Mbona mtu ana kiatu kimembana fiti akigongwa na UmoInner, kiatu kinatoka? Pengine Cinderella aligongwa na butwaa!
     
  4. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Na boda je? Kiatu bado hutoka?

    Wachaneni na Cindarella,ile ilimgonga hata si butwaa...ni butwaa twa twa twa
     
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  5. wenya

    wenya Senior Villager

    In our rural village niliwekelea iingine na mwalimu fulani alikuwa anawekelea pia. Word came round that the kid born was either mine or the teacher's. It was unanimously decided the kid to be laid on the innocent teacher since he had financial muscle to take care of kid and I was a just a student . The kid kuzaliwa, he was duplicate me but the teacher never realized throughout the 20 yrs. I avoided that whore for a whole 20 yrs. The kid came back to kenya looking for me from states late last year. To me fate was on my side just like you .
     
  6. Baba Toto

    Baba Toto Village Elder

    If he came and was a birrionaire, would you claim him ?
     
  7. Kasighau

    Kasighau Village Elder

    Man up and Own up, seree.
    Nice hekaya @Baba Toto
     
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    gashwin Village Sponsor

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  9. negrowegrow

    negrowegrow Village Elder

    buda si ulipeana hii story hapa kwa hii forum. @Ice cube tupatie link
     
  10. wenya

    wenya Senior Villager

    Ooh I forgot
     
  11. wenya

    wenya Senior Villager

    Iv owned it up seree.took me 20yrs but it's mine now.
     
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  12. wenya

    wenya Senior Villager

    I said everything kwa my hekaya last year Dec but I'm happy I'll have someone to bury me
     
  13. negrowegrow

    negrowegrow Village Elder

    how's the relationship conundrum between you, the teacher, teacher's wife, his children, your son, your wife, your kids
     
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  14. MBOMB

    MBOMB Village Elder

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  15. wenya

    wenya Senior Villager

    I answered it all up here
     
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  16. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Elder

    @Baba Toto hekaya tibim, hapo umecheza na maneno vipoa.
    ION hao majamaa hapo juu, mmesema kiatu ya cinderella ilichomoka after kugongwa na nini? :D
     
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  17. pamba

    pamba Village Elder

    Unfortunately jamaa hajazaa ndume na bibi na anaogopa bibi kujua ako na kijana,you get the predicament the ninja is facing?
     
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  18. negrowegrow

    negrowegrow Village Elder

    so suffice to say that he is not at peace with himself. How does one go about explaining these things without fearing for the outcome
     
  19. Okwonkwo

    Okwonkwo Village Elder

    hekaya iko swafi
     
  20. Ice_Cube

    Ice_Cube Village Sponsor