Many years ago, I almost got tricked like Baba with fakery. I met this college girl in a ka-dingy pub in town. She was seated with her friends and after dropping a few lines, she moved to our table. I bought her a few drinks, danced a little and when it was time to leave, asked her whether she wanted some pipe and she said yes after thinking for ten seconds. Boss, si I thought I was a player. After laying the pipe once with a condom, I looked in her eyes and thought - she looks too clean to kill me. Dry fry mpaka room inanuka kuku choma. The cat was superb so I kept asking her to come over weekends. One day while she was in the bath, I went through her phone messages (I don't trust anyone on this earth) and discovered she was pregnant, had tried to blame it on two different guys and was thinking about looking for money to flush it (asked her girlfriend for advice). It was too late to Jacob Zuma my pipe with hot water so I just said 'this biatch gon kill a maafaka'. I didn't say anything that weekend but I hammered the cat like I had bad intentions. The next weekend, I went for a test and luckily, it came back negative. I decided to out the truth. As usual, she reported for duty at my house. I met her at the gate and told her we walk to the shops. 'So why do you want to kill XXX's baby ?' I didn't even sugarcoat it. She looked like she wanted the ground to open up and swallow her. It was.... You know.. Ghai, how did you.... 'What pissed me off is not that you had been smashed by other guys but that you let me lay the pipe bila condom so you could wekelea someone else's embryo on me. What if you transmitted something to me?'. I put her in the next mat and told her never to return. For the next few weeks she tried all kinds of explanations but nothing worked. This idiot who told Baba he could hack into IEBC and then got exposed and this stupid girl are in the same category.