Hakuna kitu huudhi kama ku share room na comrades…ma alpha males hasa hasa, alafu ina happen wewe ni mpole uko focused unataka tu kusoma upate first class upate job ukue sonko, uendeshe BMW na uishi kwa nyumba biggy.
Hii scenario ilifanyika mara mingi sana enzi zetu kwa wasee wapole.
Kesho ni Monday na unajua kuna CAT, last sem uliuma nje units ka nne out of the eight units na umeamua kuwa focused.
Ni sunday evening, na ulijaribu kusoma kwanzia five, umeamua you will even transnight but mbuku haikuliki, unatumia notes uliomba beste yake na handwriting yake ni mbaya. haisomeki. msee anandika kama amelalaisha letters inabidi usome kama umeweke kichwa kombo, ndio iweze ku rhyme na handwriting, unaamua kujiekelea kwa bed yako, angalau utulize pressure.
Unaamua ku doz kiasi ukiomba mungu lek asikuje daro, atume tu class rep awashike tu takeaway assignment. kidogo kidogo, shiet!!! room mate wako kadinya anaingia, jamaa huwa starehe time zote, kama hayuko kwa room akona madem, ama anacheza pool table, ama anavuta bangi. Room mate anafanya Bachelors of Anything (bachelor of Arts), anaingia na mdem na wanapiga kelele, na wanaaza kukulana. Waaaaai Ruto must go!!! wee uko hapo juu kwa bed, unaskia wakipigana mamunju. Wako first floor, wewe uko second floor, hata lepe la usingizi hamna. Unambao, unaskia watu wana hisss kama manyoka hapo chini, mdem akilia kama dush…wewe uko tu hapo juu. umembao, uko confused, unajua kesho kuna ki teo, calculus II imekukalia ngumu, calculus I ulipita kimungu mungu, una wish ungefanya tu education…ama BCOM…
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Roomie wangu first year aikuwa kadinya mpaka ile siku niliamua hata mimi nangoja sazile ana kitu important ya kufanya ndio pia nakam kutombana. Nayo nayo mpaka siku alimea akili.
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Roomie alitake advantage of my heavy sleep kuleta tudem , wasee walikua wananiuliza kwani tunatombaga tudem compi nashangaa tudem tugani, Mimi nikilala huwa nalala fo fo fo . Na hio nyang’ao ilikua inakaa dem nikianza kusnore.
Tena common courses za morning mbwa ilikua unaacha niking’orota na usiku hakusumbuka kutafuta room ya kutomba misichana courtesy of my sleep yenye ukaa nikama nilitupiwa huku kitui
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Me I once shared a room with a luo guy Mandela hostel kabete campus. Room mnaingua using a common door but huko ndani Kuna a small partition ya board haijafika ceiling. jamaa alikuwa kadinya mbaya. Kuna siku alileta dame mnandi akaanza kupepeta saa tatu. Nduru ilipigwa hiyo room for 4 straight hours 9.pm till 1am non stop moaning. Nilinyonga Hadi nikapata blisters kwa abdala.
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We had same arrangement in hall 9 main campus. Kuna siku nimeleta dame mkamba akaamua kupiga kelele hivyo hivyo…sauti ya woofer haikusaidia… my roomie on the other side had visitors who were listening to the soundtracks the whole time…one of the visitors and now a good friend, Karanja, waited till 2am time narudisha dame stella awinja ndio aone ni dame mgani huyo. After kumwona jamaa alitafuta huyo dame juu chini…sai they are coparenting a 14yr old.
Alafu pia those boards never used to touch the floor…i later discovered kumbe roomates used to chungulia huko chini ukidinyana…imagine kama smart phones zingekua hiyo siku…wengine wetu tungekua xvideos kadhaa sai.
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mimi ulete dem kwa room common muanze kudinyana after umemwaga shot ya kwanza lazima unipige fabregas willingly or by fire
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Alafu unapata dem anakaa vile anataka. Sio sura sio body…kuna beste alikuwa anakula madem wanakaa ajab. Wa slim design ingine tu ya kuumiza roho,ama madem sura kiatu, lips bwaku na wanavaa skirts za jeans na viatu kama za bata shoes…wanakaa tu kutoka ocha. Na sijui alikuwa anawatoa wapi…
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hizo enzi bora umwage ndani kuma of a healthy human being
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Sisi rich kids can’t relate we rented bedsitters outside
Though I kinda regret I missed hostel life lakini nilikuwa nimechoka na cubes za highschool I couldn’t imagine going through the same in college
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Found myself in almost a similar situation. Beds weren’t on top of each other. Anywho, roomie wa Dem alikua ameleta boy wake, Mimi kalewa nikajipata nime bleki kwa room ya Dem and time za gate zimefika, kitu saa sita ya usiku naskia mechi imeanza kipande Ile ingine. Waited a while and disturbed my gal kidogo ndio ata yeye asikie. Let’s just say by morning I had gone more than 6 rounds. Ilikua wakianza ndio tunapigana ma munju, wakimaliza narukia baiskeli, kumbe zao nazo zinapanda wakituskiza. I think had I not been there jamaa angetwanga zote mbili
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Nilisikia perdition alileta ndume flani zile bass walitoa nikama woofer ya sayona
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Mimi mtu wa town campus sijawai experience that life. Ulikuwa unaoperate kutoka mtaani.
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pale MMU nilikuwa nimetoka mechi mchana pale block A roomie wake hakuwa and that damsel was horny as fwack,kutoka tu nje nikapatana Na rende ya baboons zilinitoa siaka ajab mpaka block D ,Wasee wa MMU can relate
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Can’t relate. Rented outside from year 1 day 1.
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Nice to meet a fellow mmu alumni. Ulikuwa huko mwaka gani? Nilimaliza huko 2020. Labda tumesalimiana huko block A but mostly nilikuwa napanua cheeks pale block B za ma 3rd year nikiwa first year 
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Njoro there was in written bro code ya kupeana exile wakati umeua kanga… Never the less in my 3rd year I stayed with a 4th yr. Alikuwa na dready na kadinya. Now kuna wakati aliteta kitu, hata bila kunishow nijipange…then tht lady was my friend. I had to leave the room for good…
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3rd n 4th yrs are not girls but ladies
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