Evening Good people and The other CockRoaches in the village.
Weekend imeisha. Nimewasili from Cendro kwa kina khupipi kulipa Fines in preparation for the wedding.
Nimerudi na machungu Sana. Guest list is now down to 50 people…
Are these fines really necessary or is it just shit?
Nimelipa for the following offences:
Getting their daughter pregnant before marriage
Naming my Nigglet from my side without consulting Kuomba Ruhusa
Hio maneno ni kawaida. Ukijuana na wajanja wa kijiji enda uchukue wazee kadhaa hapo kando uwadunge tanker moja ya kinywaji. Utakuwa unatembea huko kama shujaa.
ehehe I realized that woooote ni walevi…jana manze napatana nao wakistager, wengine wamelala kwa mtaro na wengine smack on the road at 3am nikitoka club flani huko huko…karibu nichote wengine njiani…
Nitakuwa nafika na Expensive [SIZE=3]cheap well packaged [/SIZE][SIZE=4]liquor for them. Lakini after Yesterday…hawatakanyaga wedding venue hata! watapata recorded VCD! sigwes wekea wao DVD[/SIZE]
Fine No. 1 was KES. 30,000
Fine No. 2 was KES. 5,000
AOBs amounted to KES. 8,500
mimi sikunegotiate…walitupa figure, mbesha ikatoka…[SIZE=3]kwa uchungu [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Mahari pia nitatoa huko December…pia sitabargain [/SIZE][SIZE=3]sababu napenda mischana yao [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Lakini after wedding walai I swear hawatona hata ndururu from me or their daughter…even on their death beds…tutaonekana mazishi yao n I will be secretly dying of laughter[/SIZE]
Bwana mahari bado wanatally the price…but khupipi amejua my plan to ship her out of the country once the wedding happens incase nilipishwe mahari mingi so she might warn them…my maximum ni Ng’ombe 12! nitapeleka live Mg’ombes ([SIZE=3]zile ox za kuvuta jembe) [/SIZE] from Busia kwa Lorry ya @Meria Mata
Kwani huyo khupipi hana value bwana.kuna watu hupigwa fine wanashindwa kuongea for 5 days consecutively.Akipata nguvu ya kuongea kile anasema ni bakini na msichana wenu.