Thie ukiumaga

Najua wanaume wengi wamekuwa hapa kwa hivyo nisijudgiwe.
Umewahi patwa na nyege offguard?
Ile siku unakaanga then unaskia kutombana lakini huna kitombeo.

Hiyo ndio siku your kawaida lay inanyesha na you have very few options. So inabidi uite kale kadem kamejaa mafeelings ama yule, ile kitu mzuri tu ako nayo ni tanye so ni cover the face. Probably hata si mjanja na ni mboring kiplani. Hana maneno but for Joni’s sake inabidi uchukue hatua.
Hiyo ndio Ile siku unaskianga unataka kumwaga na kubwaga.

So dame anakam. Hawa ndio hukubalingi wapike ama sijui wafanye kazi za nyumba so unabuy take away.
Mkimaliza kula hakuna ati movie ama news. Ni straight bed.
Probably amekuja usiku na hujishughulishi ati kumtaftia sijui t-shirt unamwambia lala ndethe.
Sasa unapiganga penalty zako kadhaa unaskia kama unaweza mfukuza but since si lanye ni dame respectable huwezi mfukuza directly na hujui situation itakupata lini tena so itakuwa a catch 22 situation of sorts.

Anaweza kuwa those executives wenye hawana sura ama that colle chic mwenye unaskia amekutoka kabisa after umemwaga ya kwanza and you want completely nothing to do with them. Another minute with them feels like torture.

The hard part hukuja kutoa hawa watu. Inabidi ukuwe mcreative. Mimi nimejipata mara mia kwa hii situation.

Kuna yule nilimwamsha 4 asubuhi. Nikakula slices kwasababu pia Joni alikuwa ameamka nikamwambia aoge faster faster nataka kukimbia airport kuchukua madhe amekam na atapitia kwangu. Yeye akaniambia anaenda job. Tukatoka 5.30. Nikamdrop stage nikaenda the opposite direction. Nikadrive kidogo nikapiga uturn na nikarudi kwa nyumba. Mtu wa wenyewe alifika job two hours early but that’s non of my business.

Halafu kuna mwingine alikuwa anajifanya kiherehere sana. Sijui anainsist kupika na kadhalika. Nikasema ni sawa. Basi akimaliza aoshe pia vyombo na afue mpaka nguo. Nikachukua slices the whole night na nikableki coz nilikuwa nimekunywa kawhisky.
Asubuhi niliamka late. Nikaamka nikisema “oh shit oh shit, am so fucking late.” Akaniuliza kwenda wapi. Nikamwambia kwenda Malindi. Na kama anataka kwenda since it wasnt that official aende kwake apack faster faster nitampick twende.

Hata hakufikiria mara mbili. Akatoka teke na virago vyake. Kunipigia after one hour hata karibu nisahau.
Ananipigia, “nimemaliza come unipick”
Nikamwuliza Kwenda wapi.
Ati, " woiye si umeniambia tunaenda malindi."
Nikamshow, " hata airline wamenipigia sahii wakaniambia nimehata flight."

Share some ideas. Niko sure hii situation itatupata tena.

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The things I read in this village…

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GOLD!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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unbelievable!!!

kuna mwenye alikuja kwangu nikiwa singo , akakaa sikumbili nikakula slices mpaka nikachoka after one week natoka job nampata hapo mamovie na ma telenovela hata kuona ball ni shida . siku moja nikaambia boy wangu akuje aseme kuna job tunaenda kisumu one month , nikamdrop na sijawai shika simu yake .

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huyo wa malindi nko sure hajawahi kupigia tena… hehehehe

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Kuna time nilikua Coast for 2 weeks nikashikwa na nyege mbaya. Ilibidi hao ma dame hua room service nimkatie anipe slice. Akakuja nikajisort akanishow atarudi following day anigawie tena. Nikauliza shift inaisha saa ngapi nimpeleke dinner. Kunishow nilicheck out nikaenda hotel ingine.

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HAHAHA

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you are cold…wapeleka dame job 5:30 bana…hapo sijapenda

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May God always treat you in equal measure you treat those innocent girls. Eti not good looking! A time will come when you regret marrying a blonde beauty wHo brought nothing on your family table other than her degrading beauty. While another who married not so good looking brainy and are now on top of this world…

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smh

Hata sijamaliza kusoma…karma is a bitch , I even see pple here praising sleeping with teenagers n yet they father girls …same way you treat pples kids,same measure yours will b treated with!!!

I hve such a strong disgust fr riff raff whores masquerading as alpha males around here!!!

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kuna mwenye nilivukisha alikua hawa mamanzi wa campo.knew her for years na nilikua nimechukua slices mara kadhaa way back…sasa nimemuita poa nimefyeka poa usiku, come morning anakatalia kwa keja,akasema nikitry kumchuja ata cause drama na ascream !.. buda! ushai sweat asubuhi? anauliza kwani yeye ni chips funga atoke hio ngware ya 6?nataka kwenda works na staki kumuacha kejani akakwara kutoka , ilibidi nitoke niende works but nika call beste yangu ka tomboy flani,manzi kuzusha tu sana,Alikua anapenda ma controversy sana nikamchapia vile situation iko,alienda kwangu ki otero ku knock kufunguliwa akashika dame mashati kofi mbili pap! akamshow nakupa dakika tano utoke kwa bwanangu au nikumalizie.manzi missing! hadi wa leo sijai mskia tena.

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I always wonder - who created herself to be good/bad looking? And not being a beauty, does it warrant you such kind of treatment from such stupid men? Used and dumped? They should never estimate God’s wrath.

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You wuld be suprised hw they themselves look like, if pictures were to b posted up here!!!

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Ghai fafa! Hamuezi kua serious!

It’s alright. You may say what you may but is it not asked what sin is greater than the other? Karma is a bitch if you believe in karma… lakini msisahau the same person talking here, anekataliwa na madame coz sikuwa na kakitu. Mimi nimewahi fanyiwa madharau na mwanamke nikawish singekuwa nimetahiri, ndio nijiite kihii. I felt like crying. Nyinyi wenyewe i wont have to go far looking for the injustices you have done against men thinking its funny…So why are you trying to be hypocritical? It’s always funny until it’s done to you so trust me, nikiandika hivyo, I’ve also been humor to some other people. Kwa hivyo hiyo feminism yenu, toeni mkitoa viatu.

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Hapo umecatch madam…just take a deep breath and relax.

hehee this what makes me believe we got real females around. sema kucatch hehee:D:D:D:p acha tuchukue slices when its our turn till 'em be loyal.

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Akijua unamlenga anakufix na ball ama anakuua ( it’s happening nowadays )

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