Thie ukiumaga

[byro]

@mr slices

!! i had to eliminate this creacture…i jumped on her, beat her up, nikamnock out na kuanza kunyonga.i had no remorse, i could handle the police or repent much later in life but i just wanted her dead. it took intervention of neighbors.She looked terrible with blood all over her face. Akaenda police next day, mi Enyewe hio noma but kuloose control ivo ni ndialala!value your life and avoid prison life at all costs.i swore to never lay my hands on a woman.but akizidi a few slaps will do.man! You were ready to kill!

hehe. i never like argument ata ukinitusi aje i just walk away. But nikifika edge huwa sinanga sijui ooh i will end up in jail. i remember back in primo nilidunga mtoto wa wenyewe na divider. i hate trouble, and when it starts i walk away.

[IPDEV]

I remember having gone to Ocha over X-Mas holidays back in 2002,took pints at a village local,shamba boy akaniletea kamrembo,fyekad poa this girl had just finished fourth,wacha asubuhi aanze kulia ati ooh nilimlewesha ooh atanishtaki kwa chief,had to wait aoleke ndio nirudi ocha

[Guru]

@pimpin5000hoes

Furthermore beauty is not physical, beauty is character.

Kumbe u know it…

[captain_obvious]

@blueline

I always treat ladies the way i would want my future daughters to be treated… It pains me a lot when i go to catch pints and i see a young lass with a guy old enough to be her father getting all wasted and you can always tell that the guy is only in it for a younger vagina and some good time… Its sickening

Really…and the little hoe is in it for love? Is she being forced to date the fossil? Fact is they’re using one another. One is in it for a younger vagina while the other is in it for cash. If you don’t want to be used then chart your own path and date your age mates. The same applies to all those little gigolos “dating” old women for cash.

[Grundy]

@blueline

I always treat ladies the way i would want my future daughters to be treated… It pains me a lot when i go to catch pints and i see a young lass with a guy old enough to be her father getting all wasted and you can always tell that the guy is only in it for a younger vagina and some good time… Its sickening

And the young chic is in it for the money so I think it’s fair game. Like I said, you can only underestimate chics at your own peril, how many chics are not into guys but they stick around just to milk them?

[pimpin5000hoes]

@Guru

Kumbe u know it…

Yes na dame awe mrembo ama not so beautiful, as long as she has been an easy lay hakuna mahali tunaenda isipokuwa bedroom.
Ni vile when you are not so beautiful na unadonate slices left right and center, what is left to love?

[kloster]

@byro

you are cold…wapeleka dame job 5:30 bana…hapo sijapenda

Aende akajenge taifa mapema

[kloster]

I hve such a strong disgust fr riff raff whores masquerading as alpha males around here!!!

[gashwin]

@Guru

I always wonder - who created herself to be good/bad looking? And not being a beauty, does it warrant you such kind of treatment from such stupid men? Used and dumped? They should never estimate God’s wrath.

some of my fellow men forget true beauty is in the heart, NOT LOOKS.

[sludgist]

@byro

hehe…anaitwa doreen- think problem to do with Ds. alifanya nilose some 5kgs

@nefmatako detected.

[uwesmake]

dem ujanja ni morning unapeleka dem chini ukifika kwa gate unamfungulia then unasema umesahau simu kwa nyumba 8th floor na kumwambia goodbye . then unaenda like a boss na ukaa kwa kiti uki reminisce vile umeenda shot saba na hakuna mtu amekuona ukipush kadem ka 17 years . but madem wa kisii ni swara kuforce commitment , hekaya coming .

[Guru]

@gashwin

some of my fellow men forget true beauty is in the heart, NOT LOOKS.

Tell them dear. Physical beauty isn’t an achievement…

Sasa? ;)

[uwesmake]

@gashwin

some of my fellow men forget true beauty is in the heart, NOT LOOKS.

60 year oldmen like you think differently from young men like us .

[vuja_de]

@uwesmake

dem ujanja ni morning unapeleka dem chini ukifika kwa gate unamfungulia then unasema umesahau simu kwa nyumba 8th floor na kumwambia goodbye . then unaenda like a boss na ukaa kwa kiti uki reminisce vile umeenda shot saba na hakuna mtu amekuona ukipush kadem ka 17 years . but madem wa kisii ni swara kuforce commitment , hekaya coming .

Anko enda Maziwa (hapo Imara), utapata wakisii swafi hawasumbui

[uwesmake]

@vuja de

Anko enda Maziwa (hapo Imara), utapata wakisii swafi hawasumbui

directions chief ?

[gashwin]

@Guru

Tell them dear. Physical beauty isn’t an achievement…

Sasa? ;)

poa sana Darl…

[coldpilsner]

@pimpin5000hoes

It’s alright. You may say what you may but is it not asked what sin is greater than the other? Karma is a bitch if you believe in karma… lakini msisahau the same person talking here, anekataliwa na madame coz sikuwa na kakitu. Mimi nimewahi fanyiwa madharau na mwanamke nikawish singekuwa nimetahiri, ndio nijiite kihii. I felt like crying. Nyinyi wenyewe i wont have to go far looking for the injustices you have done against men thinking its funny…So why are you trying to be hypocritical? It’s always funny until it’s done to you so trust me, nikiandika hivyo, I’ve also been humor to some other people. Kwa hivyo hiyo feminism yenu, toeni mkitoa viatu.

ume nena

[Ruffneck]

sometimes you listen to women talk about how they treat men and realize that really, it is a two way thing. Women are just as conniving if not worse.

[Liberty]

@pimpin5000hoes

Najua wanaume wengi wamekuwa hapa kwa hivyo nisijudgiwe.
Umewahi patwa na nyege offguard?
Ile siku unakaanga then unaskia kutombana lakini huna kitombeo.

Hiyo ndio siku your kawaida lay inanyesha na you have very few options. So inabidi uite kale kadem kamejaa mafeelings ama yule, ile kitu mzuri tu ako nayo ni tanye so ni cover the face. Probably hata si mjanja na ni mboring kiplani. Hana maneno but for Joni’s sake inabidi uchukue hatua.
Hiyo ndio Ile siku unaskianga unataka kumwaga na kubwaga.

So dame anakam. Hawa ndio hukubalingi wapike ama sijui wafanye kazi za nyumba so unabuy take away.
Mkimaliza kula hakuna ati movie ama news. Ni straight bed.
Probably amekuja usiku na hujishughulishi ati kumtaftia sijui t-shirt unamwambia lala ndethe.
Sasa unapiganga penalty zako kadhaa unaskia kama unaweza mfukuza but since si lanye ni dame respectable huwezi mfukuza directly na hujui situation itakupata lini tena so itakuwa a catch 22 situation of sorts.

Anaweza kuwa those executives wenye hawana sura ama that colle chic mwenye unaskia amekutoka kabisa after umemwaga ya kwanza and you want completely nothing to do with them. Another minute with them feels like torture.

The hard part hukuja kutoa hawa watu. Inabidi ukuwe mcreative. Mimi nimejipata mara mia kwa hii situation.

Kuna yule nilimwamsha 4 asubuhi. Nikakula slices kwasababu pia Joni alikuwa ameamka nikamwambia aoge faster faster nataka kukimbia airport kuchukua madhe amekam na atapitia kwangu. Yeye akaniambia anaenda job. Tukatoka 5.30. Nikamdrop stage nikaenda the opposite direction. Nikadrive kidogo nikapiga uturn na nikarudi kwa nyumba. Mtu wa wenyewe alifika job two hours early but that’s non of my business.

Halafu kuna mwingine alikuwa anajifanya kiherehere sana. Sijui anainsist kupika na kadhalika. Nikasema ni sawa. Basi akimaliza aoshe pia vyombo na afue mpaka nguo. Nikachukua slices the whole night na nikableki coz nilikuwa nimekunywa kawhisky.
Asubuhi niliamka late. Nikaamka nikisema “oh shit oh shit, am so fucking late.” Akaniuliza kwenda wapi. Nikamwambia kwenda Malindi. Na kama anataka kwenda since it wasnt that official aende kwake apack faster faster nitampick twende.

Hata hakufikiria mara mbili. Akatoka teke na virago vyake. Kunipigia after one hour hata karibu nisahau.
Ananipigia, “nimemaliza come unipick”
Nikamwuliza Kwenda wapi.
Ati, " woiye si umeniambia tunaenda malindi."
Nikamshow, " hata airline wamenipigia sahii wakaniambia nimehata flight."

Share some ideas. Niko sure hii situation itatupata tena.

Now you have 26 likes as at 13:10 , sorry 29 likes. and I know you are happy about that. This is what you guys calls posts za nguvu?! What value has it added to the village? As others have said, how will you feal if it was your young daughter in such a situation? Tit for tat…

[uwesmake]

@Liberty

Now you have 26 likes as at 13:10 , sorry 29 likes. and I know you are happy about that. This is what you guys calls posts za nguvu?! What value has it added to the village? As others have said, how will you feal if it was your young daughter in such a situation? Tit for tat…

PURR TULIAAA