Sasa shida iko hapa, sperm volume. Nimenotice this has declined to almost air now. Just a decade or two ago I could shoot off at least three tablepoonfuls of cum. Yaani a woman would literally go dripping off - guthie akiumaga - once you were done with her.
Now she asks me, ‘umemaliza?’ coz she can’t feel shit.
This is getting embarrassing.
How do I bulk up on the volume of cum (NOT SPERM COUNT)? Dirty titties wa Luseggetti have to be irrigated!
And don’t prescribe exotic foods like pweza hizo hakuna huku Ndeiya…
Haha momo wamekuchomea transformer. Sorry Dude there is no come back your glory days are long gone, the best you can do is make a George R.R Martin of them so that kijiji can read and appreciate your legendary stature. All the best in your retirement
WhiteKAPS and more whiteKAPS…on a serious note tho. My man, i would hate to believe this what awaits me when i hit the WALL as a senior bachelor at 70
…God forbid!!! Riswaaa!!